can i tell you what one of my fantasies is?
i don’t want everyone to hear.
it’s meeting one of the fine attention whores offline.
probably one of the instagram “herbanut” cult members,
with about 500+ likes on every picture,
with the muscles,
“you know you’ll let me smash” pictures,
and the “i’m 100% straight” disclaimers.
uh huh don’t front!
those are usually the best ones to smash!
well nothing could turn me off more…
than what one of my readers experienced meeting one of them recently…
how is everyone’s sunday?
good i hope.
well i wanted to ya’ll to think of someone iceed left in:
this is for the foxes out there.
it’s all the steps in keeping those butt cheeks clean and fresh.
you always want to present a juicy treat for your wolf.
this is what he said…
First of all,
the weather is extremely disrespectful today.
It is HOT as hell.
do people shower?
I mean, do they really shower?
I walked past a Vixen earlier: STANK.
I walked past a Wolf earlier: STANK.
In the summertime,
you got to do a little bit more.
You can’t just roll out of bed and walk outside.
Especially in 100 degree weather.
So cum on in…
So, let’s get fresh…