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they didn’t like the “prep+” club from frank ocean

so someone went to the “prep+” club opening.
it was the secret club that frank ocean opened ( x last week ).
you know i wanted the full scoop of what happened inside.
apparently,
there was a ton of backlash about the “goings ons” inside the party.
well this is what someone had to font who went…

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frank ocean wants you getting it in with prep+ tonight

 frank ocean wants to make sure you’re all having safe sex.
he knows you like to club as well,
so why not involve the two?
i hope this is the case with a party he’s throwing in the city tonight.
you’ll never guess what he’s calling it…

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Frank Ocean Was The Beau of The Ball

…literally.
so frank ocean‘s birthday was yesterday.
he always gave off a heavy “introvert”.
i would imagine a quiet birthday surrounded by friends and family.
…in my head.
well,
my head is wrong.
frank ocean threw a birthday party yesterday.
the theme?
a ball.
check out a couple snippets from it…
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Frank Ocean Makes Daddy Get On His Knees

there is a wolf at my job who looks like frank ocean.
i’m lowkey lusting.
well ^this frank ocean was sued by his father in february.
why?
gay slurs and tumblr posts.
well guess who won?
a f-bi sent me what the “new york daily news” reported…
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Frank Ocean Is A “Provider” For A Becky With The Nice Teeth?

what is the male equivalent for “becky”?
“bob”?
“brian”?
anyway,
so one of my dreams is to have secret romantic rendezvous with someone in the public eye.
they hit me up,
say “pack a bag”,
and i’m somewhere exciting for the weekend.
all to be at work on monday morning with no issues.
it seems like frank ocean does that with his alleged love interests.
so remember how we posted about his alleged ( x model bae )?
gone,
maybe?
well he might have a new one.
the f-bi put together some clues for us to sniff out.
so the alleged new one is memo guzman
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Frank Ocean’s Alleged Boy Toy Is Pretty Like A Girl

so as you know,
or didn’t,
frank ocean released a song called “chanel”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKL1320bg8Y

i can dig it.
well he mentioned in the song that “my guy is pretty like a girl”.
an f-bi sent me the alleged male that lyric might be about.
according to my f-bi:

“hey jamari, did u hear about dude frank ocean is *allegedly* boning? he was in franks magazine, is the profile pic of his “blonded radio” thing and someone saw them at a concert together a while ago…”

hmmm.
well i’m always down for a good brew.
everyone meet ysham
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