when you’re about to fight,
the last thing you’re thinking about is taking a shit.
you’re trying to see how your opponet is going to strike first.
you’re not squeezing your butt cheeks tight until the fight is over.
you gotta swing,
dodge,
and clench your bottom at the same time.
a foxholer sent me a video of someone who had to fight but their doo doo…

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foxhole.
i need you to sit down.
the following is going to make you scream.
so i’m sitting on the train coming home.
a ton of delays so it’s moving slow.
i’m in the corner seat by myself and it’s crowded af.
in front of me,
this dude is pressed up against this woman.
mid 20s-early 30s hood pineapple in a fly outfit.
from how it looked,
i thought they were together.
like,
he was all up behind her.
i couldn’t see faces but i just saw their mid sections.
as the train was approaching my stop,
i see this thing start dripping in the floor.
i thought it was something dripping out the woman’s bag.
foxhole,
when i lookedddddddddddddddddddddd…

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we have all had this issue once or twice in our lives.
your stomach starts a-bubblin and you can’t clench your butt cheeks tight enough.
it don’t matter where.
you eat or drink the wrong thing and…

if we’re lucky,
we can find a bathroom fast enough.
other times,
we are shit outta luck and…

a foxholer sent me michael rapaport’s ig,
who had some wild shit to show and well…

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^thats her checking to see if its all there.
so one of the f-bi sent me this video of britney in her vegas concert.
her weave was also a supporting star.
too bad it didn’t find much support on her head…
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miley is going all out.
so i thought this would be just a little “promo” thing.
“i twerk for likes!”
i’m starting to think this isn’t that.
she actually wants to go full of “white girl dem ratchet”.
she ended up at a juicy j concert showin’ her ass on stage…

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