I’m one of those people who keeps all his iPhone boxes.

i don’t throw them out because in my head:

“What if I need it in the future?”

what,
in some weird emergency,
i need to return my iPhone?
not realizing that when some shit happens,
apple literally sends you a cardboard box to send your phone back in.
so if that isn’t it,
then what is it?

Maybe it’s keeping the box that when I see it,
I remember the memories that came with that particular iPhone?

like my iPhone boxes,
i was holding onto someone that i no longer speak to on “find my friends“.
we haven’t talked in 2 years but we knew each other for 12.
it took about a 2 months in 2022 for our friendship to end.
all i had left was us still connected through that app.
when i would go on there to look for my devices,
they would pop up,
living in an entirely different state with whole new life now.

over the weekend,
i had a friend posed a few questions to me…

well its an end of an era.
the ones who made being an “attentionisto/nista“ the thing to be.
i never thought i’d see the day tbh.
i thought the kardashians would have a reality show well into their 80s.
it would show them live in the old folks home,
sitting on couches,
and throwing bingo chips at each other.
nope.
the kardashians are coming to an end next year.
this is what kim put on her ig…
Continue reading “are you guys sad that the kardashians are leaving us forever?” →

i use to stan kanye west so hard.
you couldn’t tell me SHIT.
kanye made me want to get this lv crocodile duffle because of this photo:

either lv or hermes.
i loved ^this look so much that i started dressing like him.
foxhole,
i was a STAN.
somewhere in his career,
right after that album with the cd on it,
he went left and crashed into a big ass tree.
if this was back in the day,
with his announcement that he is running for president,
i would have been at the voting booth early.
well kanye claims he’s done with trump,
but also lists his pre-presidental thoughts wants via “the daily mail“…
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maybe this is a good thing?
so “fine ass” henry cavill won’t be playing “superman” anymore.
i had to be extra dramatic with that sentence.
he’s fine and one of the best looking to play that role.
we all want to take a chance on that rare steak:

it looks like he is allegedly out the door according to “daily mail”…
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i liked kenya moore on “rhoa”.
i know she wasn’t the favorite,
but i enjoyed what she brought to the show.
she was entertaining and stirred the pot like no other.
i mean,
if she didn’t,
ya’ll woulda had her outta there like deshawn snow.
you either loved her or hated her,
but you still watched her ass.
well it seems like her time on “rhoa” has come to an end.
allegedly,
she will not be returning to season 11.
this is what “page six” had to font…
Continue reading “kenya moore won’t be holding a peach any longer” →

i’m mad.
moreso mad at myself.
i should know better,
but i continue to play myself.
i use to see the truth in everyone,
but i put that to the side to see the good.
well when it comes to mi,
i’m realllllllly good…
Continue reading “Wash (Mi) Paws From It All” →