ooooh my gawd, i will vote… for “donal” trump

i love when i witness a jackal trash an entire community,
and then a few from that same crowd pop up like:

“Oh nah,
they were talking to them!

They weren’t talking about me.”

…because for some odd reason,
they think they’re special snowflakes.

i love watching those types get embarrassed in the near future.
it’s a kink for me.

like this one:

lol.
sooooooo…

Remember when that random person who does “comedy” insulted the entire island of Puerto Rico at that Trump Rally at MSG?

well,
trump has released his response on elon’s swamp for it…

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sooooo that presidential debate with trump and kamala harris?! (ay yi yi)

i don’t even need to font this for The Foxhole…

Last night’s debate between Kamala Harris and Trump?

utter disaster.
i mean,
like,
eye-openly bad for him.
kamala snatched donald’s wig,
threw it on the floor,
and used it as a hacky sack.
the moment she mentioned his rallies,
it was game over for what was holding his mental health together.

Foxhole tip: the quickest way to unravel a narcissist?
Bruise their ego.

now,
two of the things i really loved…

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are you ready for the biggest showdown on earth tonight? (kamala vs trump)

Tonight is the big night.

the much-anticipated debate between kamala harris and trump.
think of it like pay-per-view but without the bill.
it’s going to be the most viewed,
streamed,
and dissected
event of the year.
some are crossing their fingers for kamala to verbally annihilate him.
others are hoping trump will leave her stumbling.

How do i feel?

well…

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so, uh, what about that presidential debate last night?!

last night,
we all watched a horror movie together.

unfortunately,
we are watching and starring in it as well.

“Nightmare of the ’24 Presidential Election”

there’s no popcorn,
the seats are uncomfortable,
and the only way we can escape is leaving the country.
the two that we can’t escape from are biden and trump.
what we learned from last night’s debate is…

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alright donald trump, smile and say rico!

there are 3 things folks will wait patiently for:

Another stimmy
Our tax returns
Rihanna’s next album

…and i’m gonna add a 4th.

Donald Trump’s Mugshot

i been waiting to see the orange one’s walmart photo portrait all day.
it finally arrived and…

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donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?

i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder

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