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when he wanted to give you vacation d!ck over your friend at the white lotus

I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.

you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:

You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.

your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…

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Protected: the comedian with the long body of work on his dick resume

Protected: (for the patreon foxhole) the wolf that seems to have a degree in advertising

I’M NOT THE ONE WHO GETS HIS D*CK SUCKED (yet)

i’m not the popular one.
i’m not the onlyfans star.
i’m not the muscled-down fantasy for the gays hopes takes dick.
i’m not the one who gets his dick sucked.
by that,
i mean i’m not the one that people promote shamelessly.
i’m often ignored and wonder if i’m enough.
i’m not the one who people think of first for invites or vip spots.
it would fuck with me real heavy.
i thought about it like this…

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:

Don Lemon is not drunk. Not even close.
Damn you 2021!! #CNNNYE #donlemon #drunkdonlemon #cnn #andersoncooper #andycohen #NewYear2022 #nye pic.twitter.com/oVtkRNQ6dq

— AC ???? (@ACinPhilly) January 1, 2022

to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:

andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…

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when “he ate the whole dick up off grindr” has an entirely new meaning

the following story literally has me font-less.
the amount of crazy that lurks within the shadows of our online worlds is scary.
hookup apps like grindr and jack’d are always such a gamble with our lives.
we have talked about the countless tales of hookups gone wrong in foxhole’s past.
i continue to pray for all the foxholers that are on hookup grind.
kevin bacon,
not to be confused with the actor…