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f0xmail: A Wolf Is Coming To My Crib and I Don’t Want To Kill Him!!!! Help!!!

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JAMARI HELP! First of all, I love your site. I am so happy you made this outlet for us. For a long time I have been searching for a site like this. You make me feel like I can conquer the world!!!!!! Anyway I have a wolf coming over tomorrow and I would love to cook him something. I can’t cook!!!!!!! Any suggestions on how to learn?????? He is sexy as hell and really into me. I want to make his first visit to my apartment special!!!!!!

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Kim Kardashian Is The Canal Street of Soul Food

Kim just digs a hole for herself doesn’t she?
She should know Twitter was about to fuck her whole shit up when she said she was cooking “soul food“.
She ended up posting a picture of the soul food in question…

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