…a fence tho?
where the hell was this party?
a house in oakland?
anyway so that was the ^word though the many forests today.
well you know chris had to respond on a platform he loves…
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well if you had your tickets to see chris brown in concert,
you better re-arrange your schedule.
this is what my dear christopher said on instagram…
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when you are growing up,
your parents taught you to be good at what you do.
with enough training and sacrifice,
you should end up being the greatest.
well they obvious taught chris brown because he tweeted at 3 in the morning…
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okay how healthy does he look here?
oh hakeem…
err…
i mean chris.
confused him with ( x this one ) for a second.
why must these things happen to you?
well that was chris in court today.
again.
yes.
again.
he was back in court because they revoked his probation.
the foxwire got the full scoop from tmz and well…
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does chris brown have the biggest pipe in r&b/pop?
it might be the skinniest,
but he could be a contender.
well he posted a picture that he immediately erased on #eggplantfriday.
one of my f-bi snagged it and well…
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“dem bullets ain’t loyal”?…
so if anyone of the foxhole is headed to chris brown’s new tour,
you will probably get a sexy thug wolf in the crowd.
oh you didn’t hear?
all the riff raff go to r&b/pop concerts nowadays.
well they all showed up last night to shoot up a chris brown concert.
baller alert got some video of the ratchetness…
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