^she shoulda stood there and walked her dog,
but like most white she-jackals,
she couldn’t fight the urge to mind her business.
amy cooper,
aka “central park karen“,
decided to report an innocent black male who she claimed threatened her in central park.
he was watching birds.
christian cooper,
the dog watcher,
forgave her for stupidness and it seems the prosecution did as well via “daily mail“…

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“central park karen” fucked with the wrong birdwatcher.
i love when idiots fuck with,
or fuck over,
with the wrong people.

Everyone doesn’t flex their resumes on social media.

everyone meet christian cooper.
i’m sure you’re all familiar with him by now.
he was the birdwatcher that a karen ruined her own life over.
job lost,
dog taken away,
and being publicly shamed even tho we are all inside at the moment.
a whole mess.
 karen has gone down into the depths of hell,
but christian and his background rose tf up.
a foxholer sent me a little of christian’s resume and well…
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