Everyone’s got someone toxic they’d never claim in daylight but wouldn’t hesitate to hit up after dark.

from the pretentious to the professional,
everyone has a secret toxic penis they’ll “deny, deny, deny” but bend over for.
for me?
one of those midnight jackals is none other than martell holt.
now,
let’s be clear,
i’ve never sat and watched whatever reality show he is on.
every preview or clip i’ve seen of him,
he is sexy AF to me.

from the dragging he gets every season,
and off season,
he’s triflin’ when you actually date or let him breed.

if experience has taught us anything:

Triflin’ jackals tend to bring their best performance between the sheets.

word in the forests is that martell allegedly swings both ways…

Shawn Mendes admitted recently he is still trying to figure his sexuality out.

i get it.
there was a point where i was in the prison of the struggle.
in a few ways,
i still struggle.
sometimes,
i think many gay folks forget what the stuggle was/is like.
before we became “yassified” and hungry little animals for cum,
there was a fearful place of “nah i’m good” to anything remotely gay.
i’ll never forget…

Picture this: In a forest of gay culture,
there is a belief that being a wolf (top) automatically puts you at the top (pun intended?) of the food chain...

…but dare to entertain the thought of being a fox (bottom),
and suddenly you’re simply seen as an entree.
it’s not just the gay community either;
even the straights won’t give you a nod of acceptance unless you’re the one dominantly slaying hole.

Enter J.P,
the rapping wolf with an edit to a past narrative in his recent scandal of being with another male.

on a podcast with some straights,
he found himself having to clarify his default favorite position.
in a forest where dominance is currency,
does being anything less mean you’re nothing more?…

its wild because i saw ^him on my TL a few months ago.
for those who don’t know,
that is tony hallelujah.
allegedly,
he is a comedian but went the route of onlyfans.
it seems like the type that will do anything for fame.
i’ve seen slay cooch like the typical latino.
he holds onto his straight card for dear life but…

How you gonna be in a gay orgy,
getting your cupcakes ate,
but yell out that you ain’t gay?

cause,
uh…

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You are not straight if you are attracted to me but still dating vixens.
You are not straight if you fantasize about me while smashin’ vixens.
You are not straight if have sex with other males for money.
You are not straight if you are engaging with males for OF content.
You are not straight if you allow another man to give you oral or eat your cheeks.

…even if you’re FANTASIZING and we can see you’re hard as a rock btw.
no matter how much these males make excuses for it,
they are NOT straight.
no matter how much they try to avoid the dude they’re attracted to,
all while secretly still watching from the shadows,
they are NOT straight.
your straight card has been declined at that point and that is okay.
so let’s talk about the straight card…

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the forests stayyyyyyyed barking when ^these two were in cahoots.
i love when two people get together and cause conversation.
siri: play “end game” by taylor swift.
thats riccardo tisci of givenchy and kanye of kooky loony productions.
sidebar: am i the only one who thinks riccardo is ( x handsome af )?

anyhoo,
milo yiannopoulos who was the campaign director for ye24,
claims kanye admitted to be a lowkey member of the foxhole bloodline…

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