barbie.
the legend.
the icon.
the lesbian?
i mean she done had all kinds of jobs and careers.
she was a better president than the one we had for four years.
it was a “what’s next?” on barbie’s list and it seems it’s lesbianism…

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so barbie gets the cover on sports illustrated.
nicki minaj would be so proud.
they put her on the cover to boost her image.
my question is:
why is a doll,
that girls are known to play with,
on a major sports afflicted magazine?
isn’t that kinda… odd?
well the men who read tend to like their hoe’s body parts in plastic anyway.
i guess its about time she get her props.

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everyone claims they have biggest butt cheeks in the business.
um, maybe not.
everyone meet the fattest butt cheeks you will probably see today…

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