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i like when a man can bring the SLUT outta me (SLUT in all caps)

i am finally watching zack snyder’s “justice league“.
finally.
it’s only been like a few weeks since it released on hbo max,
but whatever.
i’ve shaken off my depression and i’m back baby.
so i’m into this shit even though i cannot remember the original version that was in theaters.
i’m trying to watch this movie,
but i had to pause it to record this for my ig stories…

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the “aquaman” trailer left me all wet (in a good way?)

i love the way his chest sits.
that turns me on instantly.
so i’m a marvel fox.
i love the whole presentation of a marvel movie.
the last dc movies,
sans “wonder woman”,
have been absolute trash in my opinion.
well i just watched the trailer to the new “aquaman”,
starring jason momoa,
and well…
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Thank You For Being A Friend Batman.

i demand whoever made this show themselves!
thanks to you,
i nearly choked on my big mac….

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