he wanted to do splits in hopes of being able to do it on a lucky penis later

Do we know when we are doing the absolute most?

some gay males are super horny,
like,
all the time.
in being in horny mode 24/7,
they often are missing one thing:

Understanding other people’s boundaries.

it’s like when we randomly show up to an event we aren’t invited to,
but then we’re confused why people were talking heavy shit about us.

Sidebar: I don’t show up to anyone’s event unless I’m personally invited.
If it ain’t on Jamari’s calendar,
I ain’t going.

I’ve seen people act wild shady when someone shows up to an event they broadcasted.

so it’s one thing to walk in your authentic self but:

When does it start crossing the line?

i saw a clip on twitter and was like…

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is he fine AF or…?

I couldn’t help but wonder…
Is he fine AF or do we need to jack off so we can think clearly?

we’ve all been there.
that moment when lust overrides logic.
it has made many of us caught up in a never ending cycle of bullshit.
God forbid they sell sex work then we have made someone a millionaire.
it can turn a random male into “the one i can’t stop obsessing over“.

Facials
Muscles
Privates

Familiarity?

but is he actually fine AF or

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the origin of the soundin’ of poundin’ that diddy allegedly gave meek mill

Holy misinformation again,
Batman!

beyoncé’s internet is a wild ride.
it’s equal parts truth and “made up bullshit“.
everyone’s scrambling for their 15 minutes of fame,
but many are pouring toilet water as a flex.
remember that recent lie i covered?

It was about Diddy’s so-called bodyguard claiming he overheard Diddy tearin’ Meek Mill a new foxhole?
So much so,
he recorded it so we could hear it on Rihanna’s socials too?

x remember the lie here

now as weird as it was that these two were always wearing matching fits

…anyone with common sense could see that was a lie.
now that diddy’s behind bars,
that little rumor has made it’s way back in rotation.

i found out where the audio came from and well…

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apple made it so you can cheat and be DL in peace with this new update

yesterday,
it took damn near a whole ass day to charge my iPhone.

after updating to ios 18,
it was things were on snail time.
it got me sooooooo vex.

Sidebar: the fact that Apple Intelligence aka Apple AI,
which is only available on new models,
is absolutely ridiculous to me.
Instead of them offering basic AI functions in this new iOS,
like for productivity use in mail and calendars,
they want you to go buy a whole new phone.
Out of control.

besides the new photos app remodel being a choice…

these folks who cheat or DL are gonna love this new feature cause…

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i know diddy regrets not paying cassie when she asked

Have you ever noticed how karma doesn’t always work on our schedule?

it’s like waiting for a slow burn,
hoping it eventually catches fire.
our stories help spark the blaze,
added to the ever-growing pile of scorched bridges.
once too many people have enough gasoline:

take diddy,
for example.

for damn near decades,
we have all known him as the life of the party,
the face of “good times“.
bts,
tho?

He was a full-blown demon,
terrorizing people in ways that were anything but glamorous.

his reign of terror might be coming to a close.
yesterday,
the feds picked him up and we all know what that means

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kamala harris has brought out something crazy in so many people

Did people completely lose their minds like this when Obama was running?

sure,
he had his fair share of haters but there was a lot of kindness too:

let’s be 110%

Nothing comes close to the chaos of Kamala’s run.

this weekend,
elon musk stirred the pot yet again,
questioning something so outrageous

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