(the hoes are to the front) kellon deryck might be single again

put on your best “cum fuck me” ensembles because there’s an update with kellon deryck.
after all the ranges,
trips,
and shameless promotion,
one of the F-BI alerted me that…

Kellon Deryck is allegedly single again.

he announced he was single but edited the caption:

i guess them dms blew up so bad that he had to fall back.
so i’m not shocked and i’ll font you why.
this is strictly from my head and opinion

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is jerrod carmicheal determined to be unlikable?

I have such a powerful discernment.
When I don’t care for someone and I don’t know why,
there is something there.

that being fonted,
i don’t care too much for jerrod carmichael.

i don’t find him funny at all.
so no,
i was not watching his reality show and i’m glad that i didn’t.
i cringed when he embarrassed himself with tyler the creator.
i damn near shook in terror when he said he was into race play…

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shaun t is big, bulky, and britney

for a hybrid in his mid 40s,
shaun t is looking amazing.

he has been bulking heavy for body building comps but…

He is looking ripe for the picking.

looking at that picture above gave me chills.

Sidebar: i love the bulk bawdy tbh.
The muscles are always juicy looking with a lot of meaty parts you can grab all over.
The only thing is if you get an injury and stop working out,
all that bulk can turn to fat real quick
.

he looks like the dilf next door that you fantasize about every night.
is it me or does he look like jim jones but with a fuller face up there?
even with his XL size,
shaun t can still get down too…

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somebody’s stan is getting fired… by victoria monet

i think some people get toooooooooooooo…
caught up in their emotions when dealing with other people’s drama on social media.
as you know or didn’t,
jt and glorilla are beefing over dumb shit on twitter.
someone who worked for victoria monet on her social media got way too invested...

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harlem was shaking yesterday (is it the end of the world?)

i always wonder what the end of the world is going to be like.
i grew up in a religious household and heard its the last days every other sentence.
so will it be fire stones from the heavens fall upon us?
will all the ones going to heaven be encased in a protective bubble?

will we battle zombies until we eventually turn into one?
or will the ground open up and swallow us whole?

that last one was how i felt yesterday in new yawk.
new yawk was hit with a 4.8 earthquake and i was out in these forests…

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the sound bite of diddy allegedly pounding the stuffin’ out of meek mill is out of control

Is that Tyrion from Game of Thrones?

whether you are for or against,
folks are signing up to see the fall of the house of combs.
to hell with the other scandals under diddy’s alleged belt,
everyone wants to find out all the alleged lipton of all the gayness that was going on.
so this morning when i woke up,
i heard something on my twitter timeline that shook me.
so i had to hit up a F-BI frantically to get a confirm.
the tweet was:

first off,
the accusations in that tweet sounds like rape.

that is a serious accusation.
in the Foxhole,
we like to font but we like a heavy confirm as well.
so the same F-BI sent me the outcome

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