I Want To Get Inside His Brain Without Having Him Inside Me… Yet.

hoe-mones” are a big fucking problem.

those who aren’t getting it like rabbits in spring are horny as hell.
no, you aren’t weird.
the world is just a dangerous place.
plus, we want a steady fuck buddy/relationship these days.
not, “yet another new tag on our walls tonight lifestyle.


when you get tired of meeting the same ol same ol,
you become celibate.
you hope that as you live your life masturbating quite frequently,
you will meet someone that will finally give you a regular smash session.
but, what happens when your “hoe-mones” take over and cloud your judgement?
it doesn’t allow you to take it slow?
and, is it the cause of insecurities we may have when we meet someone new?

i started to wonder…

Do you have too much sex on the brain?

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“So Mi Naw Mek Nuh Bwoy Tun Mi Inna Freak”…. (The Curry-Ann Remix)

can i say i love my carribean foxes/wolves/and hybrids?
only they would understand this humor below…

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Rihanna and Lady Gaga Battle For “Highest” Costume

i thought her costume was creative.
since she has embraced this new thing she is doing,
i can see WHY she chose this costume…

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WOLF MEAT: (125)

this is what you call “butter pecan“.

this is what you call “butter pecan without the nutz“…

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Tim Tebow FINALLY Scores….

… a cute vixen.
what did you think I was going to say?

i heard from a reputable source that there is a bounty on his virginity.
looks like some of those same baller wolves might lose their bet because one vixen may close in that deal…

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Your Family Could Be The Biggest Leeches Of Them All

imagine being drafted into the nfl.
you see your contract and you nearly pass out.
you are financially set for a while.
little did you know,
your family was plotting too.
welcome to the world of tyron smith

this is why i’m changing phones and addresses once my big break happens.
suddenly you have new family,
new friends,
new handouts,
and new enemies

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