antonio brown claims he ran keke palmer like the olympics?
ex nfl baller wolf-turned-jackal,
antonio brown,
use to crack me up on snap because of ^this look.
he would always look in the camera like ^that.
it was so bizarre to see because it happened every time.
hollywood and sports come together on quite a few occasions.
sometimes,
they cum together as well.
antonio is allegeding he use to cum with keke palmer.
so much so…
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cam’ron and mase remember the time they ran a train on a hoe
“young” cam.
“357” cam.
“horse and carriage” cam.
“hey ma” cam.
“pink panther” cam.
cam’ron is fine AF and i know he got a lot of sex cause of it.
so the following bonding moment with mase,
who he grew up with,
i totally get it.
they were on the basketball team together too?
forget it.
on their podcast,
“it is what it is”
they were strolling down memory lane over good times.
like,
when they use to gang bang hoes together…
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your straight card denies once you secretly mess with dudes buddy
You are not straight if you are attracted to me but still dating vixens.
You are not straight if you fantasize about me while smashin’ vixens.
You are not straight if have sex with other males for money.
You are not straight if you are engaging with males for OF content.
You are not straight if you allow another man to give you oral or eat your cheeks.
…even if you’re FANTASIZING and we can see you’re hard as a rock btw.
no matter how much these males make excuses for it,
they are NOT straight.
no matter how much they try to avoid the dude they’re attracted to,
all while secretly still watching from the shadows,
they are NOT straight.
your straight card has been declined at that point and that is okay.
so let’s talk about the straight card…
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hey girl!
so i just dropped episode 8,
part 1.
it’s called “hey girl!“.
it really triggered me tbh.
i had to go back in time to a situation and relive how i was feeling.
it destroyed a friendship or what i thought was a friendship.
i don’t realize the shit i been through until i write this story.
here is a preview of episode 8…
raggedy andy still has to show up when no one else does
STORY TIME
one year for christmas in barbados,
the primary school i went to threw this huge event for us before vacation.
i remember seeing tons of presents in the school yard.
i went to a prestigious private school so kids were upper middle to rich.
so the presents were big and beautiful wrapped.
i didn’t want to get my hopes up that i would see anything for me.
all the kid’s parents had shown up but i didn’t see anyone there for me.
my mother,
i think,
was on a plane headed somewhere.
my father didn’t show up.
none of my other family member showed up either.
it was just me alone in that school,
watching proud parents cheering on their kids.
so i go to the pile and look through to see if i see anything for me.
i see one little box with my name on it…
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yesterday, i hated my thanksgiving leftovers
I was supposed to have a little brother.
He died in my mother’s womb.
I often wonder how his birth,
rather than my sisters,
would have changed the trajectory of my life?
i get a sense of dread when the holidays start to pull up.
if i have no plans,
the FOMO hits me hard.
last year,
i had thee best thanksgiving OOO.
karaoke’s family made me feel like i was part of their own.
it was a traditional black southern thanksgiving.
plans fell through for me to go down there again this year.
so the day of thanksgiving,
i had a pretty chill day.
the day after?…
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