this has got to be the funniest mugshot of regret i’ve seen in quite some time.
some of ya’ll gon’ learn to stop having sex in public.
it’s all good for likes and clout on socials until you’re caught.
the east point police in georgia are now in the business of shaming.
these are the latest in “but…but… we were expressing ourselves“…

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i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.

“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”

a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…

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i didn’t knowjohn mayer and andy cohen were a couple.
that hasn’t been confirmed but that’s what the forests been barking.
i’m gonna slap an allegedly on this.
now the following didn’t help in the rumors:

x Andy likes John’s supple lips

he do got nice lips doe.
they recently ( x bought a crib together too ).
listen,
folks are shacking up to split these bills nowadays.
someone i know brought up that john “must be gay“.

“Why do you think that?”

“He is over a certain age,
no kids,
hasn’t been married,
and sus with a gay man.”
He is gay.”

so in an effort to check foolishness,
i said…

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confessional: i love when people’s relationships are a circus.
it starts off doing the absolute most and ends in chaos.
get the popcorn and enjoy the show.

Sidebar: I love it when they ask for privacy when the circus comes to an end.
Suddenly,
pics and videos start coming down and they want to be pretend it didn’t happen.
NOPE.
They give us backstage passes that we won’t forget.

who didn’t see ^this coming with these two?
jodie did all the heavy lifting with pacey from dawson’s creek.
pacey looks like he doesn’t want to be tamed anytime soon.
pacey looks like he loves giving out samples of that penis too.
( x read about it here )
after another break up for social media to see,
i’m gonna ask ya’ll a serious question.
one that i want you to really think about.

Are ya’ll really shocked by these recent string of break ups/divorces?

…cause i’m not.
here is the thing…

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they should be about eating booty.
you know some straight wolves love serving dirt with their cake.
according to ( x mto ),
they still seem to be doing it in 2023.

the thought alone gives me night terrors.
this is what some of ya’ll get following these ratchet hoes.
 sukihana even got the pause:

eek.
come to daddy jamari and please read carefully…

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we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
 his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.

a foxholer sent me this for foxhole review…

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