yesterday,
i was about to do something silly.

I was gonna send a mass text to everyone in my phone,
letting them know that if they voted for that man,
or they didn’t vote at all,
that we would not be speaking again.

in fantasy,
that felt good.

“Yeah,
Jamari,
you’re sticking it to em!”

in reality,
that does more damage and is actually very childish.
so after i sat with myself for a little bit,
i decided to…

Lady Liberty is giving her toxic ex another chance.

he’s been begging and coppin’ pleas to get her back.
just when we thought we’d seen the last of him,
she lets him back in.
unlike the last time he was with her,
back in 2016,
he is coming with a bunch of new friends.
tbh,
it’s not like lady liberty’s been her strongest self lately..

I feel like I’ve been lied to!!!

it’s like i just found out santa doesn’t exist and that really isn’t mickey walking round disney.

1 – I wanted to catch Santa in the act because I was always a little investigator.
I woke up and saw my mother and step father putting my presents under the tree.

2 – Went to Disney as a kid and when i hugged Minnie Mouse,
I saw white skin under the black stockings.

all this time,
i thought trump was running his social media.
every single tweet or truth social came from his fingers from his own phone.
like,
no matter the time of day,
he picked up his phone to type his nonsense.
in my head,
he only had one app on his phone that they taught him how to use.
i saw this today…

as we head towards the home stretch of this election tomorrow,
my anxiety is through the roof.
jd vance,
during an interview with joe rogan,
said:

“I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump and I the normal gay guy vote.”

uhhh…

Azealia Banks was a vision.

she came out around a time that no female rapper was doing what she did.
tbh,
she has stayed consistent throughout the years.
currently,
no other female rapper is doing what she does.
as we know,
azealia has a black belt in dragging.
i think her heavy white stan base,
and the occasional black on-lookers who loves when she drags someone they hate,
are her biggest stans.
someone came for her and she decided to drag the entire gay community…

you meet a NBA baller wolf and get into a situationship with him for 5 years.
something goes down and you’re left feeling hurt.
what do you do?

You out him on your social media for the forests to see!

…because the vixens do it when they’re mad so why not?
like,
duh.
a Foxholer sent me the following of…

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