i sagged my jeans and a gay male had me feelin like a b!tch

The Confused Sagger.

wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.

“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!

I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”

…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….

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no porn in florida and no recording either?

Fontin’ of recording…

i still don’t understand why porn is ( x blocked down south ).
the reasoning makes no sense to me but sure,
whatevs.

florida is determined to be one of the worst states in the united states.
Florida Foxholers: do not record the police or first responders in florida.
allegedly:

You WILL be arrested if they catch that phone out.

i saw the following on reddit and…

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why would any of us want to have sex with you after this video?

so let me start off by fonting that he isn’t ugly.
he kinda resembles frank ocean if you squint and turn your head.
personally,
no one is truly ugly because there is someone for everyone.

this fox posted the following that has gone viral:

but i have a few thoughts after listening to what he said…

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the fight on christmas about indians coming to take our jobs?

Well,
to their defense which is just for this entry,
they didn’t really want him to have all this say in the new president’s cabinet.

…even though the new president did say he was gonna have him doing something.
people don’t listen like they used to?
so i think the buyer’s remorse is starting to sink in.

the regret has started to penetrate even harder now.
if you put your ears to the wind,
you’ll hear loud complaints in the void or quite whispers of regrets.
some have even pulled the ultimate vanishing acts after being so extra.
so i thought the plan was to deport illegal immigrants and lock the border…

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there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)

There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.

when you look like jon the barber

…you become even sexier.

jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner


but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out

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“the haunting of hip hop” starring kendrick lamar in gnx

The boogeyman of hip-hop strikes again.

kendrick lamar dropped a surprise album yesterday,
gnx,
and the message is still loud and clear:

Whoever wants to be dragged to hell can step up.
He’s ready.

in wacced out murals“,

kendrick took a swipe at lil wayne,
calling out his teary-eyed rant about not getting picked for the super bowl.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but the super bowl in his hometown of nawlins this year.

this morning,
wayne logged onto elon’s swamp and chose…

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