Category: UM IM CONFUSED
jonathan majors is winning in a major way (i couldn’t resist)
Guess who’s back but never actually left?
Jonathan Majors.
convicted for allegedly abusing his white ex,
yet somehow,
he’s been on the come up with the black community since the verdict.
his courtroom antics were cringe-worthy,
but who cares right?
his stunning partner,
coretta scott-good…
…stood by him through it all in the name of #blacklove.
this weekend,
he snagged an award for perseverance at the hollywood unlocked impact awards.
ironic,
right?
makes you think…
their guilt is your comeback
“…somehow,
your name came up last night.”
whenever i hear that,
i groan.
only because in the past,
it’s a “let’s say everything about jamari behind his back than to his face” fest.
“He asked about you and wanted to know how you’ve been doing.”
if i was driving a car,
i’d probably would have crashed...
when did kevin hart start looking like “daddy come f*ck me right now”?
i’ve never been a real kevin hart kind of fox tbh.
i don’t think he is funny unless he is in a movie.
i don’t really do stand up comedy tbh.
kevin has never been all that attractive to me but ummmmm..
a Foxholer sent me a recent video of kevin and i had to ask…
the boy is mine remix is brandy and monica featuring ariana grande?
when “the boy is mine” dropped in 98,
with brandy and monica belting out their soulful rivalry,
it was more than just a song.
it was a cultural moment.
the ultimate for young millennials.
i still remember Mum surprising me with the maxi single.
unforgettable.
I’ll also never forget her apartment flooding just as Brandy was hosting MTV for the weekend,
promoting her new album and “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.”
chaotic….
but what a year.
brandy and monica’s sophmore albums still hold a special place in my heart.
ariana grande is trying to capture that magic in her “yes, and?” era,
but nothing’s landing quite right.
even her duet with mariah failed to make waves but only a cute splash.
she tried re-doing “the boy is mine”,
but not like the OG,
but adding brandy and monica to the remix…
42k had sex in houston, texas and they’ll cum with party favors?
“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.
more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:
The traffic
The heat
as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:
Juneteenth Run! 🏃🏾♂️💨 pic.twitter.com/tcG5qfYRLG
— DCJ (@D_Cortez_J) June 20, 2024
there’s something about that texas wood…but Foxhole,
grain that hits different
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:
Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…
Continue reading “42k had sex in houston, texas and they’ll cum with party favors?” →did kenya’s need more ‘moore’ drama get her the boot?
Kenya Moore has done something outrageous because her peach is on the chopping block.
after stirring up all kinds of chaos on “rhoa“,
it looks like kenya moore might be no “moore”.get it?
because her last name is…
okay…
never mind.
anyway,
the rumor mill is churning with whispers about kenya atm.
i’m hearin’ that she is got fired to the entire season 16 being scrapped.
i’m confused why she would ( x allegedly show revenge porn ) at HER hair salon opening.
personally,
i think it’s just “created drama” to reel us in for the next season.
they’ve got to do something,
right?
i mean,
if we’re being honest…
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