i know some of us like having sex.
like,
a lot of sex.
there is the overworked fox who needs his fix during the late night hours.
the dl wolf who hates his “straight” life and enjoys the thrill.
the mouth assassin who destroys his share of penis at the glory hole.
the who (world health organization) is telling all of us to calm down.
as you know,
the monkeypox era has gotten out of control.

this is their message for males who mess with the sex per nbc news…

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i can name about 7 people who pressured me to watch game of thrones.
i didn’t “do”  medieval shit because i always thought it was boring.
i ended up watching every season to catch up before the last season.
i had 7 seasons to swallow whole.
welp!

Game of Thrones took over my life.

…and then they ended up ruining my life with that last season.
from the iconic ( x starbucks cup ) to the terrible pacing/writing,
we don’t acknowledge that shit show.

the prequel,
house of the dragon,
is coming out next month.
this one revolves around the targaryens,
which are daenary’s ancestors.
  judging from this trailer…

Continue reading “can we trust the folks behind house of the dragon? (you see how they did us with game of thrones)” →

the continuous fall of our social lives has been an interesting one.
our social calendars haven’t been the same since the first day of 2020.
we have been trying to look cute while ducking and dodging the rona,
staying extra protected ( x as stds rise ),
hiding from the crazy and unhinged killin’ the game (literally),
and this:

 

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the emergence of monkeypox.

according to baller alert,
it is starting to spread in atl…

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it’s funny how things change.
i thought christian walker was the type you only see online.
he’s like bigfoot.
he only comes out of his cave to rant or get starbucks.
unless starbucks isn’t hanging an american flag…

christian walker confronts starbucks manager and demands them to hang an american flag then vows to return pic.twitter.com/DL5uZyXRFN

— christian walker videos (@ChristianWVids) July 1, 2021

singing vixen,
kehlani,
saw bigfoot at starbucks and he wanted all the smoke.
she told the barista that he was an asshole and well…

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remember i asked about ^this bimbo in a past entry in regard to r. kelly?
her name is jocelyn savage and she’s the girlfriend of the disgraced hyena.
so The Universe came through with an alleged update and well…

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i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee french fries.
i’m not really a “dipping sauce” fox tbh.
i like eating french fries plain.
i know,
what a monster i am.
i guess a mayo + ketchup mix if i’m feeling frisky.

i haven’t been down in manhattan in a while to check out bel fries,
a restaurant that specializes in belguim street fries.
they charge 1.75 for extra dipping sauces.
these three she-hyenas flipped tf out and trashed the joint…

Continue reading “1.75 for extra dipping sauce just won’t fry (get it? not fly but fry? okay bye)” →