Have the 2024 election been one big practical joke?

somewhere,
it feels like the mic dropped and we are okay with it being on the floor.
we’re living through a joke of an election that isn’t very funny.
in fact,
it is quite scary how we have normalized bad behavior.
just when we thought it can’t get more un-serious,
this rally at madison square garden yesterday…

Everyone has an opinion about King James and his son,
Bronny.

last night,
they made their debut as a father/son duo on the NBA season opener.
all of my straight friends roll their eyes when i’ve asked them about these two.
apparently to them and others on the internet,
bronny is not good at ball and should have went in another career direction.
it got me to thinking about fathers and the weight of their expectations of following in their footsteps.

My own sperm donor would’ve been over the moon if I picked up soccer or cricket,
just like he did.

the idea of me following in his toxic-masculine footsteps would’ve made him so proud.
this is the same jackal who told me that when i was a baby,
and his pack of jackals asked him if he was sure i was his,
he pulled down my diaper…

Why is Bobby even on this ghetto ass show?
He should legit be a makeup artist or something productive.

i don’t what’s worse:

Zeus network or this craziness between Bobby Lytes and Tommie Lee

i see folks promoting some shit called “baddies“,
but when i look at clips on the swamp,
it’s ghetto hoes fighting for content.

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When and why did we get here?

i guess when they let bad girls club become a thing.
that and every season of some reality show,
the real cast member is the fight that goes down.
personally:

If you want to fight,
take that shit to the WWE or female boxing and make some real money.

anyhoo,
when it came to this beef between bobby lytes and tommie lee,
the forests are barking that she revealed bobby allegedly has AIDS…

Have you ever wondered why so many of us cling to the idea of our parents,
even when we know they might not be the heroes we grew up believing them to be?

it’s funny,
we love our parents but deep down,
we don’t always want to admit they can be…
well,
monsters.
i think it’s natural for kids to stand by their parents.
so when the diddy kids post something in support of their father…

Have you ever found yourself looking back at someone you swore you were over?
Because,
well,
I did.
I shouldn’t have,
but curiosity got the best of me last night.

lately,
he’s been dominating my thoughts out of nowhere.
not just that,
but i’ve been seeing his name everywhere.
there was a time when just thinking about him would cause me pain.
my stomach would hurt and i’d feel like i’d want to vomit.
i had a hunger and craving of him filling me up.
after a friend casually mentioned him out of nowhere,
i started to wonder:

Was it all a coincidence?

so,
i went and looked…

I love dumb shit.
Sidebar: he looks better with his hair like this.

…like,
obvious dumb shit.
not “oh i was genuinely blindsided by this“.
guccithirdleg,
who has a massive penis and uses OF to make a living,
he claims he has had over 300 (or was it 3,000?) sexual partners.
that would signal “high alert community penis“.
that kind of behavior usually cums with recklessness and crotch critters.
he’s been burnin’ up the timeline with all kinds of allegations.
not only is he allegedly giving out…

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