Category: TURN YO TV ON
when the penis is nice and big on the show, you might have to hop on it in real life too (it’s sex/life)
*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
picture this:
You are an actor in a show.
You meet your love interest and he is fuckin’ fione.
The movie requires you both to have some intense sex scenes.
You realize the real-life sex might be as good as the show sex.
Guess what happens after reenacting a scene in your trailer from 11pm to 3am?
i mean,
some of us fuck our co-workers for less.
that is how it seems sarah shahi met her australian co-star,
adam demos,
on netflix’s “sex/life“.
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judging from this scene in the show…
they finally released the gossip girl 2021 trailer and well…
the whole gossip girl storyline resembles our current lives today.
Backstab each other
Do drugs
Fuck each other
Fuck people we shouldn’t be fuckin’
Buy nice shit
Post the nice shit and the people we are fuckin’ online
Get exposed in some form or another
dare i say,
gossip girl was kinda what started off this whole social media life.
you know all of the folk’s scandals and gossip gets exposed on social media first.
the final season,
like many,
was an absolute shit show.
they decided to raise gossip girl from the dead,
revamp it with a modern look,
and add rich teenage hipsters who are trying to be different but are like everyone else.
Sounds like some of our lives right now.
some of us love a good scandal.
i’m on a heavy “serena” right now.
up and left,
but i’ll be back to stir up shit soon.
hbo max has been cock teasing with posters and clips…
but they finally released the full trailer today for gossip girl 2021 and…
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it looked like michele morrone came out and i was not in his dms being thirsty af
i’m attracted to handsomeness and sex appeal on males
even though black wolves will always be my first choice,
i can appreciate that combo on other races as well.
michele morrone,
a 30-year-old italian actor/model/and singing wolf,
is a good mix of handsomeness and sex appeal that i’m attracted to.
he is everything in “365 days” on netflix.
it was the italian version of “50 shades of grey“.
that movie turned me on too much that i couldn’t finish it.
the sex scenes >
it’s safe to font that most vixens want to fuck michele after that movie.
gay/bi males thought they had a shot when it looked like he came out on ig.
he posted this pic with fellow italian actor/model wolf,
simone susinna…
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have you checked out “pretty dudes” on stoopid ambitious yet?
i came to three thoughts while watching the web series,
“pretty dudes“.
1. Ellington’s bawdy is absolutely insane (played by xazier avila on the far left in the above picture).
2. More straight males should have a good gay friend.
3 The straights are not good at finding gays a love interest.
anytime that i’ve heard the sentence:
“OMG he is so nice Jamari!”
…i know i’m in for a big,
juicy,
waste of my time.
i’ve never had someone hook me up with a wolf who looks like ellington:
one could wish your straight friends knew your taste since you have a good idea of theirs.
most gays tend to have good taste anyway.
that was one of the storylines from a character named zario.
in the series,
zario broke up with his manz and…
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black folks need to stop trying to be included in white shit (heavy on the pick me energy)
friends.
a white ass show,
with white ass people,
doing white ass shit.
a show i actually enjoyed tbh because it was funny to me.
the word “friends” always triggers black folks and i don’t know why.
black twitter was filled with venom towards the friends reunion on hbo max.
“They was never any black friends!”
“They copied Living Single with the concept!”
“I never watched an episode and I know I’ll hate it.”
what?
what?
and what?
a foxholer sent me this picture and the main conversation was…
ya’ll done ran damson idris off twitter (we can’t have nice-looking things?)
why ya’ll run my manz up off twitter?
huh?
ugh.
franklin saint from snowfall deserves better than this…
…Or did Damson Idris show the world he is simply human and playing a character?
damson idris is trending because he deactivated his twitter account.
why?
allegedly,
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