i don’t do the train too tuff these days.
the last time i took the train was to go to the dmv over the summer.
it’s too much nonsense happening down there these days.

If I’m not getting in a car or getting in an Uber,
you better Zoom or FT me a virtual invite.

new yawk has become the wild wild west.
when i started seeing shootouts going down on the upper west side on citizens app,
i knew we were in a whole other dimension.
we gotta dodge crime and wild karens on the train these days it seems.
for the life of me,
i don’t know what this wild karen was on via “reddit“…

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i’ve been told don’t fuck with the police.
as fine as some of them are,
they can be crazy af.
it’s no secret some police officers are jackals and hyenas behind the scenes.
they commit the same crimes they would arrest you for.
reginald patterson,
a lieutenant in wisconson,
was caught allegedly with a hooker.
where tho?…

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it’s good to see everyone getting involved in online skits.
who knew the jailbirds were doing the same while being locked up?
how they got phones is beyond me,
but i won’t ask any questions.
check out this skit with folks behind bars via “flyheight“…

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am i the only one who takes others into consideration before doing things?
i’m not perfect,
but i do try to remember social cues.
i keep asking myself and others…

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

like,
what is the thought process with some folks?
i don’t know if people want to go viral or just annoy the rest of us.
i saw this tweet and had to wonder…

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i’m so glad i’m gay.
i’m glad gay males can’t get pregnant.
as much raw sex as we love to have,
many of us should have a shit ton of kids.

OMG IMAGINE ALL THAT CHILD COURT DRAMA IF GAY MALES COULD GET PREGNANT?!?!?

that testosterone in those battles <
black straights love having kids in these weird & fucked up situations.
ya know,
like this one…

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one night,
many moons ago,
i went out with an ex-friend and her mutual pack of lesbians.
we decided to go to dinner in the city.
we eat,
chatting,
and things were good until i saw everyone start to dip one by one.

One she-jackal gonna text my ex-friend and say they are dining and dashing.

for those who don’t know,
dining and dashing means you eat at a restaurant and leave without paying.
ex-friend had to charge her card a good 200+ for the bill.
these pack of wild she-jackals in the following video decided to dine and dash,
but forgot their keys…

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