ladies should be anal about munching on mud pies served by straight males

 

they should be about eating booty.
you know some straight wolves love serving dirt with their cake.
according to ( x mto ),
they still seem to be doing it in 2023.

the thought alone gives me night terrors.
this is what some of ya’ll get following these ratchet hoes.
 sukihana even got the pause:

eek.
come to daddy jamari and please read carefully

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coach kellz has a real life helga pataki

we don’t talk about males being stalked enough.
we make jokes about wolves getting hunted because of giving good sex.
for males,
it can be used for bragging rights.
in reality,
it can be scary af.
coach kellz (who is ^above) is handsome and his IG is a thirst trap.
i like looking at him as much as you do too.
 his stalker does as well.
so much so,
they followed him to the gas station and his school.

a foxholer sent me this for foxhole review

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you know black folks are about to leave twitter once we see “monthly charge”

when i signed on twitter before 2020,
i would be hit with (breaking) news and other updates,
especially with new yawk.

Do you know how many times I’d go on Twitter to find out if the MTA was having issues when I was late for work?

it was one of my favorite social media platforms to scroll aimlessly on.
you go on twitter now and it’s a cesspool of filth.
if it’s not blatant hatred being allowed,
it’s everyone living out their wildest narc dreams.
elon has another brilliant idea from within his genius…

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your friend can be good to you and be a complete d!ck to someone else

when we are friends with someone,
we always see the “good” in them.
we ignore the truth because we want to show loyalty.
when they get caught up in some bs,
we don’t want to believe it because they are our friends.
we think about how good they were to US.
we don’t want to imagine one of our friends could be a monster.
two things can be true at the same time.

Someone can be a friend to us
Someone can be a monster to someone else

i’ve noticed it with some gay males over the years

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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?

i don’t mess with cops too tough…

…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.

all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
 a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…

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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?

BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:

“WTF did they do?”

barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
but whatever.

suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…

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