^2012.
this is my favorite picture of the smith family.
it shows all of their different personalities in this shot.
jada pinkett-smith dropped a bombshell today for ( x people magazine ).

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith Been Separated Since 2016

 

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i mean,
it was pretty obvious…

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i won’t even hold you but i didn’t pay attention to elon musk.
i know he was responsible for the self driving cars,
but he was “i don’t know her” as person.
i was forced to know him once he bought twitter.

pours out likka out for the dead bird
Twitter,
many of miss what you use to be.
Maybe one day,
you’ll raise from the dead and be a zombie.

twitter was once one of my favorite sites for news and updates.
elon turned it into a cesspool or hate,
main characters,
and a place to jack off.
elon be fonting just anything on there too.
he is saying we don’t much anything about history with racism…

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there are some people we should already know better.
it’s not like they don’t show us who they are.
we just choose not to believe it “until“.

Until… they show their ignorance
Until… they show how uneducated they are
Until… they let their ghetto behavior run wild

rapping she-jackal,
sexyy red,
has been shown us she is that one.
she let us know she is a stan of trump too…

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this has got to be the funniest mugshot of regret i’ve seen in quite some time.
some of ya’ll gon’ learn to stop having sex in public.
it’s all good for likes and clout on socials until you’re caught.
the east point police in georgia are now in the business of shaming.
these are the latest in “but…but… we were expressing ourselves“…

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i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.

“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”

a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…

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confessional: i love when people’s relationships are a circus.
it starts off doing the absolute most and ends in chaos.
get the popcorn and enjoy the show.

Sidebar: I love it when they ask for privacy when the circus comes to an end.
Suddenly,
pics and videos start coming down and they want to be pretend it didn’t happen.
NOPE.
They give us backstage passes that we won’t forget.

who didn’t see ^this coming with these two?
jodie did all the heavy lifting with pacey from dawson’s creek.
pacey looks like he doesn’t want to be tamed anytime soon.
pacey looks like he loves giving out samples of that penis too.
( x read about it here )
after another break up for social media to see,
i’m gonna ask ya’ll a serious question.
one that i want you to really think about.

Are ya’ll really shocked by these recent string of break ups/divorces?

…cause i’m not.
here is the thing…

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