“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

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there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

Kenya Moore has done something outrageous because her peach is on the chopping block.

after stirring up all kinds of chaos on “rhoa“,
it looks like kenya moore might be no “moore”.
get it?
because her last name is…
okay…
never mind.
anyway,
the rumor mill is churning with whispers about kenya atm.
i’m hearin’ that she is got fired to the entire season 16 being scrapped.
i’m confused why she would ( x allegedly show revenge porn ) at HER hair salon opening.
personally,
i think it’s just “created drama” to reel us in for the next season.
they’ve got to do something,
right?
i mean,
if we’re being honest…

i learned a long time ago that in any business,
it is best to make sure you get a contract for any services rendered.
when we get jobs,
we sign contracts for them and ourselves.
anyone can say they’ll do something but once its in writing,
you have started a paper trail.
the male of many talents,
mustang,
seemed to have learned very quickly about contracts with certain promoters.
he had to call the feds on promoter,
darryl wilson…

…for allegedly scamming him.
a Foxholer sent in what mustang had to font…

every day,
i would sneak on twitter just to see this one follower’s likes.
i won’t even hold you…

I discovered some fine ass wolves and OF content under his likes.

now…
elon has decided it’s best to hide our likes due to his concerns about our “privacy”.
i don’t even think we can see our own likes.

i had to wonder...

billy porter sort of annoys me now.
he comes off fake and doesn’t come off effortless.
it’s like he’s trying too hard or something.
he went to the white house for their juneteenth event and…
well,
he did something that got him trending in the worst way possible…

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve always been into taylor swift’s music.
as always,
i have to be honest with The Foxhole:

Her latest album was so boring to me.
I gave it five songs before i had to tap out.
It sounded like one long song and the vibes were off.

as taylor milks the “tortured poets department” for all it’s worth,
the swifties are still lappin’ it up.
she’s re-released the same album 34 times with one or two new tracks,
just to keep other pop gals from stealing the spotlight.
honestly,
it’s a little unfair and definitely shady.
billboard’s counting all these re-releases and keeping her at number one.
here’s all the 34 versions she’s put out…