Category: PLAY WITH MY JOYSTICK
Soda Jerk
so i said i wasn’t going to do “it” again.
the first round of it…
i got hooked.
i got stuck and completely casted it out my life…
until a vixen pressured me to do it again last night.
thats right.
i’m playing candy crush again.
this time i’m playing the new “soda” version…
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Drivin’ Round Pickin’ Up Hookers
as you know,
or didn’t,
one of my favorite games last year was gta 5.
one of my other favorite things was driving around pickin up hookers.
aah.
the sweet smell of video game cooch.
am i the only one who thought franklin was hot?
okay good.
i’m not the only one
anyway gta 5 was just released for xo and ps4.
they upgraded the look of the game,
as well as added first person view.
i was curious as to what “a first person gta smashin” was like.
wshh had a snippet and well…
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I’m Gonna Beat This In A Week
i don’t like being sad these days.
once i see that i am going to that place,
i try to find something immediately to make me happy.
i have been wanting to play “arkham asylum” for a while now.
my intro was “batman: arkham city”.
i beat that in a week or so.
i was actually gonna go buy it from target for 15 bucks.
how funny i came across it to download in my system’s game store.
its starting out pretty good.
i can’t wait to beat this and get “arkham orgins” to complete the series.
lowkey: am i the only one watching “gotham” on fox?
I Should Be Kim Kardashian?
well i’d rather have kim kardashian’s life pre rugrat,
around reggie bush era.
the she-jackal does love a good baller wolf.
i can relate.
thats another story.
anyway a straight wolf of mine sent me the strangest text today…
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I Want To Play With It All Night Long
so i’m sure everyone by now knows i love video games.
“if ya don’t know,
now ya know…”
everyone knows how much i love the batman “arkham” series.
“arkham city” being my favorite in the series.
well the final chapter,
“arkham knight”,
comes out this october on ps4 and xbox one.
they released the trailer and well…
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i can’t even get through one pipe (is something wrong with me?)
i’m usually good at this kind of thing.
so i did it to myself.
mmhmm.
i wanted to see what the hub bub was about.
ya know,
everyone was talking about it.
i tried to ignore it.
i did.
well when i saw this…
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