The Foxhole has been wanting me to address this.
I’ve been very “eye roll” about it but ya know what?
Fuck it; we ball.

i’ve been playing video games ever since i was a kid.
i’ve noticed it taught me a lot of skills that i’ve applied in my real life.

Solving puzzles
Multi-tasking
Exploring
“There is a secret in here somewhere”
Defeating final bosses flawlessly

my virgo moon goes a little too OD tho.
as an adult,
when i want to step away from the real world and go to hyrule,
the mushroom kingdom,
doing gens to escape in dead by daylight,
or dodge tom nook for them bells i owe him,
i’ll take a break with one of my video game systems.
funky dineva doesn’t think that grown males should be play video games.
he nor his friends play video games at their big ages:

😒😒😒😒😒 pic.twitter.com/8gxOyLUy3g

— 🗣️The Milky Way Hoodrat♐️🔥 (@JustinUrameshi1) April 26, 2024

hmm.
funky dineva also made a career as a grown man gossiping.
his life choices can be called into question too.
so i’ll font my quick thoughts about it…

these days,
game developers know what they are doing.
tits are juicer and asses are perkier on vixen characters.
the nerds need something to jack off to.
in the new horror game,
texas chainsaw massacre,
someone was in gay lust behind the making of johnny.
keyword:

behind.
the devs stacked tf johnny…

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this is gonna be a silly entry but maybe a life-changing one,
depending on who picks up what i’m putting down.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve been playing breath of the wild on the switch.
it has been keeping my mentalz pretty chill.
i haven’t played it for a few days but i finally got to the boss before the boss.

Van Naboris,
the dreaded camel in the desert level.

everyone,
from foxholers to reviews online,
talked about how difficult the level and boss were.
going into it,
i dreaded it and started doubting myself.
i had the skills and learned how to whoop ass up until that point.
apparently,
this is where all i learned was gonna be tested.
foxhole…

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i’m legit obsessed with this game atm.
breath of the wild on the nintendo switch best represents life.
i bought this game in 2021 during the lockdown.
during that time,
i wasn’t in the right headspace for it.
i picked it up twice and each time,
i felt overwhelmed.
like my own life around that time,
i felt intimated by this big forest in front of me.
in zelda,
once you move past a particular section,
the world opens up for you to explore.
each time…

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When I go spying on wolves that I was into,
or past friends that hurt my feelings,
I get triggered and sad…

That is my fault.

I can’t blame anyone for indulging in my triggers.

this is how i feel about the outrage over the harry potter spinoff game,
hogwarts legacy.
as you know,
or didn’t,
jk rowling is not the most liked person these days.
you can do your research as to why.
i’ve had ga(y)mer friends scared to play the game for fear of being canceled.
( x these streamers got bullied for streaming the game )
my thoughts…

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i think i’d do anything for a ps5.
well,
not ANYTHING.
i don’t understand why they only dropped gotham knights on ps5.
something about graphics or some nonsense.
it’s absolutely ridiculous.
so dick grayson,
aka nightwing,
is a playable character in the game.
i watched a streamer play the game over the weekend and foxhole…

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