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is jail the new dating hot spot for males that are exactly your type?

X marks the Fox that a wild theory brewing:
Are all the hot guys locked up?
when we were young,
the adults would tell us horror stories about going to jail.
“don’t drop the soap” was one of them.
it was always some scary jackal named “big bubba” ready to snatch our manhood.
the idea of prison is that when a male goes in there,
he may be subjected to getting raped and even killed.
Well,
scratch that because this timeline is telling us something else.
apparently,
it’s a whole different story now.
dating in the outside forests has been the pits,
but going to jail is being glamorized as an “all you can eat in penis” buffet.
tokeyo said on “queer documentary” that he had fun he had in jail…
when did we start turning on beyoncé?

The Hive has gone quiet,
leaving their queen to fend for herself.
when did we start turning on beyoncé?
don’t font it’s because of the hive either.
every stan base gets messy but lately,
her army feels more “civilian” than “soldier”.see what i did there?
saucy santana’s past shade when he came for blue ivy?
crickets.
lately,
candace owens has been running her mouth…
did NLE choppa make a mistake being too gay friendly?

Gay-friendly gone wrong or in denial?
NLE choppa stepped into the forest,
flexing bawdy and vibes,
and it got all the villagers horny.
i get it.
they have all been looking for every excuse to get under his sheets.
his fatal flaw tho?..
flashman wade’s spread: a growing concern

Is Flashman Wade trading in his “thick” card for a little extra…
baggage?
aging can be a tricky game.
what once turned heads as thick can suddenly spill over into the fat.
flashman wade still thick but has his station wagon become an SUV?
is it just me or…
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okay, people magazine, ha-ha, now bring out the real 2024’s sexiest man alive

Sometimes,
I ask myself,
why hasn’t People reached out to me so we can get this “People’s Sexiest” list in order?
i like to think that i have great taste when it comes to the male species.
i’m so good,
i can tell when someone is fine from the back.
it seems people magazine doesn’t have my energy for whatever reason.
not once in life did i ever look at this 2024’s sexiest male alive and thought…
kaleena from dirty money drags dawn richard and cassie for diddy?

Some people just love to be on the wrong side of history.
i’ve fonted it before and i’ll font it again:
diddy’s group,
“dirty money“,
was the best thing he ever did.
“the last train to paris” has no skippables and aged very well.
of course,
he ruined it because that’s usually what happens with many of his pet projects.
group member A,
dawn richard,
gave us ( x a full expose ) on her ill treatment from diddy.
group member Z,
kaleena,
has been giving us a full expose on the many ways she is staying by diddy’s side.
she went on a podcast and said this…
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