Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet
Oof.
sometimes,
i think attentionistos do themselves a disservice being extra on social media.
they don’t come off relatable after they get the social clout.
ashton hall aka @ashtonhallofficial is a thick piece of steak,
medium well.
he posted a video on his tiktok about his morning routine:
and then he ended up on the cringetiktoks sub on reddit…
Continue reading “he wakes up at the crack of dawn to put his head in something wet”he brings the heat at 4am
11pm to 3am entertainment is already when things get spicy,
but I wonder how hot it gets at 4am?
well a wolf named devante has that covered.
sidefont: i feel like that has always been a hood name for a sexy mofo.
i’ve met some real cute “devantes”.
well,
Foxhole meet this devante from baltimore…
…but devante has a secret.
a pretty big secret.
one that he pulls out at 4am,
which is way past the “11pm to 3am” curfew…
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can you date a male that you think is “out of your league”?
I’m going to use Charlie as an example for this upcoming entry.
Disclaimer: I’m NOT implying that Charlie is down for the Foxhole.
There is no confirmation besides he is STRAIGHT as far as I know.
I still think he is fine AF even though he annoyed me being on that reality show.
I tell/font him that to his face but I digress…
i read a reddit sub a while back where a fox met a fine wolf at the gym,
and the wolf legit started talking to him out of interest,
and the fox was asking himself:
“Why would he even be interested in me?”
…because he felt he wasn’t “just as fine” too.
apparently,
the fox is average in all areas.
so let’s font that the fox goes on autopilot and later on down the road,
they fall into in a relationship because the wolf is genuinely into him…
The insecurities that this Wolf triggered out this Fox would cause him to fuck up this potential relationship.
so it made me think about dating those we think are out our league.
it led me back to a conversation with a friend the other day.
she showed me an IG post of tyler lepley and i asked her…
what is your theory about this wrestling wolf with the big butt cheeks?
so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.
i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,
austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:
…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:
um,
let’s font about it and more…
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do not look at my butt
I have always wondered if males from overseas are more comfortable with butt cheeks attention than the ones in the forests of the USA?
many males in the US love to lightweight advertise.
they get off on the attention but once it goes too far,
we get the IG press releases about straightness and blah blah blah.
@kharl_est,
who is pictured above,
has a ridiculous tail on him.
(@kharl_est)when i posted a spotlight on that tail of his,
he was very friendly and showed me love.
That can be sometimes shocking tbh.
so i decided to hit up cousin hybrid about his view on ass.
he has lived in the UK and has traveled quite a bit.
he told me…
i’d love to be up under somebody’s grandpa
If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but to ride him.
okay,
i’m sorry,
that is a little bold of me so let me rephrase.
If your grandpa looked like this,
I’d have no choice but ask him about the good old days,
naked,
while rubbing him down with Bengay.
better?
seriously,
i’ve had that picture in my phone since ’22.
a Foxholer has always mentioned him since then too.
i been meaning to font about him but life has been lifeing.
aint no time like the present so everyone meet brandon miyavia…
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