Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
ima be no good during the aaron taylor-johnson press run this year
*raises hand*
i get a kick out of the aaron taylor-johnson divorce rumors.
ya’ll want that lady out of his life and you know what?
i don’t blame us.
the last run of 2024 is going to be aaron’s year.
how he has been looking for his pop outs for kraven and nosferatu…
this interview he had at the mtv emas lives rent free in my head…
Continue reading “ima be no good during the aaron taylor-johnson press run this year”when the God of the sea dips into uncharted waters
Imagine seeing this coming…
out the water.
look what washed ashore in my box.
an F-BI dropped off a message in a bottle.
inside,
it contained the sexy siir neptune making waves.
its something you all wanted for quite some time…
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uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks
You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.
chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:
they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:
it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.
a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…
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i don’t know what glen powell put on me but i’d love all of that, please
I forgot he was in Scream Queens.
Chad Radwell was everything back then.
ima keep it 110 with you,
but i didn’t get it when it came to glen powell.
he was just another white male who acts to me.
it wasn’t until i watched twisters and he did this…
who wants to live their truth with jahfari too? *raises hand*
every time i see jahfari,
he also looks like another version of my first Foxhole crush,
devin thomas.God,
remember those days?
a F-BI sent me a drop letting me know that jahfari might be inching closer into the Foxhole…
i’ve been fantasizing about him f*ckin me again so i went and looked…
Have you ever found yourself looking back at someone you swore you were over?
Because,
well,
I did.
I shouldn’t have,
but curiosity got the best of me last night.
lately,
he’s been dominating my thoughts out of nowhere.
not just that,
but i’ve been seeing his name everywhere.
there was a time when just thinking about him would cause me pain.
my stomach would hurt and i’d feel like i’d want to vomit.
i had a hunger and craving of him filling me up.
after a friend casually mentioned him out of nowhere,
i started to wonder:
Was it all a coincidence?
so,
i went and looked…
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