“hi can i speak to jamari fox?”
“yes this is him.”
“hello this is gina lin and i received your resume yesterday.”…
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i just saw this on someone’s pinterest just now.
i had to post it because i was on the floor.
so real life for me lol
i wish they would direct me to the breakthrough i been lookin for tho.
i don’t need the face palm when i’m fuckin up.
just sayin…

i’ve had this miley cyrus album sitting on my computer since i first got it.
i finally decided to give it a listen today while working on some stuff.
all.
over.
the.
place.
the ( x  first song ) started out good,
then it went right,
then left,
a couple more lefts,
and ended flat.
i did find myself nodding my head to ( x on my own ),
( x my darlin ),
and ( x rooting for my baby ).
all in all,
there weren’t a lot of “bangerz” to really speak of.
it sounded more like hip hop banged a rodeo.
just a ton of opportunist rappers,
britney spears random ass,
and a flood of country like mid tempos.
i give it a heavy “eh”.

hate sex is kinda hot.
so i saw this comment before i went to bed last night in the ( x tray matthew’s entry ).
even tho i answered it with a much needed smart ass response,
the contradiction behind it was almost cringe worthy.
i mean every comment they leave makes me learn something new about myself.
shit i didn’t even know existed.
here’s what was said.
(and i’ll hire the gracious new york for gif purposes )…

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Chris Brown has decided to try to get some help.

The star, who was arrested in Washington over the weekend after getting into a fight, “has elected to enter a rehab facility,” his rep, Nicole Perna, tells USA TODAY.

“His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

Boxer Mike Tyson had advice for Brown this week, telling a New York radio station: “Chris should know this … if you’re not humble in this world, this world will dress humbleness upon you.”

well thank god.
lets hope he gets the help he needs,
 a couple ham sammiches,
holy water bath,
and a one on one with:

found: today

baller wolf of the cleveland browns,
travis benjamin,
mistakenly showed his cakes on live tv.
lets get a repeat, shall we?…
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