clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music

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another NBA baller gets outed because a gay male got angry

you meet a NBA baller wolf and get into a situationship with him for 5 years.
something goes down and you’re left feeling hurt.
what do you do?

You out him on your social media for the forests to see!

…because the vixens do it when they’re mad so why not?
like,
duh.

a Foxholer sent me the following of…

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the 3 grown diddy children can’t seem to read rooms atm

These 3 are crashing out in real time.

i get it.
the father,
who happens to be the cash cow,
has been thrown in prison and everyone is talking about his bad behavior.
that fall from grace has pulled his children down on the descent to banishment.
i thought this was bad:

…maybe even borderline terrible,
but this

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the diddy kids say the real truth is going to come out about their father

Have you ever wondered why so many of us cling to the idea of our parents,
even when we know they might not be the heroes we grew up believing them to be?

it’s funny,
we love our parents but deep down,
we don’t always want to admit they can be…
well,
monsters.
i think it’s natural for kids to stand by their parents.
so when the diddy kids post something in support of their father…

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if brandon dillard put veneers in your mouth, you may need a follow up

this latest scandal took a bite out of everyone’s fears.
apparently,
we’re faking dental licenses now just for a little IG fame.
the first time i caught wind of veneer tech was from the jay hefner,
the late porn wolf himself.

Sidebar: one of his movies randomly popped up on my feed.
God,
this wolf had a “must hire” stroke resume.
ugh.

anyway…
i always thought people went to the dentist,
or maybe even a plastic surgeon,
to get their veneers done.
brandon dillard dubbed himself atlanta’s top specialist and veneer tech on IG.
that was the red flag right there.
he’s been popping teeth into everyone’s mouths

butttttttttttt guess what?..

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they are dragging joker 2 so hard

I haven’t seen a DC movie get dragged this hard since Batman V Superman.

the trailer for joker 2 looked so promising too:

when i think of a joker and harley quinn collab,
because he is my fav super villain and she is my fav anti-hero,
my mind goes straight to pure chaos in gotham.

absolute circus of chaos.
imagine my Foxhole edit of this second installment coming out this week…

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