clout-chasing crescendos: hugo d almonte’s messy melody

The Dominican Jackal hit a sour note and it looks like he’s out of tune.

yesterday,
khalid got outed.

the response?
the fastest “yeah, and?” in history.

the outer,
hugo d almonte,
just gave us a reason to remember his name for something besides his music

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you didn’t know your manz was full MAGA until election day? excuse me?

lately,
i’m seeing a lot of shocked pikachu faces online,
especially those who found out on election day

That their partners pulled the lever for him and not her.

they’re left reeling,
airing their dismay on social media,
while pondering if they’re gonna break up.
duh?
which raises the questions...

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ooooh my gawd, i will vote… for “donal” trump

i love when i witness a jackal trash an entire community,
and then a few from that same crowd pop up like:

“Oh nah,
they were talking to them!

They weren’t talking about me.”

…because for some odd reason,
they think they’re special snowflakes.

i love watching those types get embarrassed in the near future.
it’s a kink for me.

like this one:

lol.
sooooooo…

Remember when that random person who does “comedy” insulted the entire island of Puerto Rico at that Trump Rally at MSG?

well,
trump has released his response on elon’s swamp for it…

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“sumin’ sumin’ sumin'” tommie lee saying bobby lytes allegedly has AIDS????

Why is Bobby even on this ghetto ass show?
He should legit be a makeup artist or something productive.

i don’t what’s worse:

Zeus network or this craziness between Bobby Lytes and Tommie Lee

i see folks promoting some shit called “baddies“,
but when i look at clips on the swamp,
it’s ghetto hoes fighting for content.

When and why did we get here?

i guess when they let bad girls club become a thing.
that and every season of some reality show,
the real cast member is the fight that goes down.
personally:

If you want to fight,
take that shit to the WWE or female boxing and make some real money.

anyhoo,
when it came to this beef between bobby lytes and tommie lee,
the forests are barking that she revealed bobby allegedly has AIDS

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stefon diggs wouldn’t have had to drug me so i could hitch a ride

I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.

some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?

it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…

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caresha please tell me this isn’t true

All Caresha aka Yung Miami of the now defunct,
City Girls,
had to do was rap…

…but when we’re used to lying down with hyenas/jackals,
it’s no shock when we get infested with fleas,
ticks,

and flies.

remember when many were all dazzled by caresha and diddy?

i loved how we thought she had him in check in this interview.
now that diddy’s empire is unraveling,
the skeletons are practically tripping over themselves to fall out.
allegedly,
caresha was the type to harass someone into aborting diddy’s baby

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