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don’t find my ex-friends
I’m one of those people who keeps all his iPhone boxes.
i don’t throw them out because in my head:
“What if I need it in the future?”
what,
in some weird emergency,
i need to return my iPhone?
not realizing that when some shit happens,
apple literally sends you a cardboard box to send your phone back in.
so if that isn’t it,
then what is it?
Maybe it’s keeping the box that when I see it,
I remember the memories that came with that particular iPhone?
like my iPhone boxes,
i was holding onto someone that i no longer speak to on “find my friends“.
we haven’t talked in 2 years but we knew each other for 12.
it took about a 2 months in 2022 for our friendship to end.
all i had left was us still connected through that app.
when i would go on there to look for my devices,
they would pop up,
living in an entirely different state with whole new life now.
over the weekend,
i had a friend posed a few questions to me…
what is your theory about this wrestling wolf with the big butt cheeks?
so i haven’t watched wrestling in years.
okay,
decades but still.
i know that even though i don’t watch,
montez ford is daddy and roman reigns is still step daddy.
randomly the other day,
i stumbled upon wrestling wolf,
austin theory,
by accident.
his reddit sub is filled with hungry gays that want to fuck him ASAP:
…but when i went snooping for more and came across this:
um,
let’s font about it and more…
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guys, we are ready for our new president’s gaza resorts and casinos?
Has the Foxhole watched Stranger Things?
for those who have,
omg yes!
for those haven’t,
omg what?
does anyone remember the end of season 2?
it ended with them in the gym for the school dance,
but as the camera panned,
it showed what was happening in the same gym in the upside down place.
The upside down place in Stranger Things is a dark and decayed mirror of the real world.
Foxhole:
we are currently in the upside down place because everything is,
well,
upside THEEEEEE fuck down.
nothing makes sense and i had to wonder:
Is this all a twisted alternate dimension where logic took a smoke break and is never coming back?
in more “wtf is even happening anymore?” news,
reality continues to sign us up for a reality we didn’t ask for.
our new president posted something about gaza into a resort today…
do not look at my butt
I have always wondered if males from overseas are more comfortable with butt cheeks attention than the ones in the forests of the USA?
many males in the US love to lightweight advertise.
they get off on the attention but once it goes too far,
we get the IG press releases about straightness and blah blah blah.
@kharl_est,
who is pictured above,
has a ridiculous tail on him.
(@kharl_est)when i posted a spotlight on that tail of his,
he was very friendly and showed me love.
That can be sometimes shocking tbh.
so i decided to hit up cousin hybrid about his view on ass.
he has lived in the UK and has traveled quite a bit.
he told me…
the DEI hires that won the super bowl let us know about that white house invite
Anytime I see NFL baller wolf,
Jalen Hurts,
“Luther” from Kendrick plays in my head.
we don’t need to get into how fione jalen is.
i will say i’m seeing more and more males trying to emulate “90s fine” now.
i’m starting to see fresh haircuts and clothes that actually fit now.
after every super bowl,
the winning team goes to the white house to meet with the president.
for the second super bowl win in a row,
the eagles...
he is hungry for the real and the plastic now
You’ll be surprised how many vixens are keeping males secrets out here.
it’s no secret there is a male you know that loves his tail played with.
in public,
he puts on act of ultra-masculinity but in private:
…and i think that type of shit is so hot.
often times,
i feel like one the G spot has been hit:
The hunger awakens.
the hunger for a plastic dack to feed on.
that is where he “jokes” with a vixen about tail play but he is dead serious.
grandy glaze has had his hunger awakened since his first bottom scene.
a Foxholer sent me his latest and…
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