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Bippity, Boppity, Boi Pu$$y.

voodoowould you like the power to attract every man you are attracted to?
something like that ^wolf above.
i mean every single one that you have lusted after.
no chat sites.
no extra work.
anytime they lay their eyes on you,
or you on them,
they instantly want whatever you are having.
that would make you feel like a king, huh?
literally having all kinds of men wrapped around your finger.
well you can have all that if you start practicing voodoo.
yup.
cast an attraction spell on yourself and BOOM: insta-penis.
i mean,
isn’t that the premise of most disney movies?
cinderella wouldn’t have met her prince if it wasn’t for a fairy godmother.
she’d probably still be scrubbing toilets and shopping at conway.
what about pinocchio?
snow white?
and even sleeping beauty?
those movies taught us the magic of casting spells to get a man/better life.
so i started to wonder…

Does casting spells really work?

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