“i’m going to teach you how to twerk!”
oh not me.
i’m not crazy.
this fox… queen… wolf has a twerkin’ lesson for
wolves to know how he rides pipe
the vixens out there who may not know how.
what a nice fox… queen… wolf to do this…

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well not exactly.
baller wolf,
mark sanchez of the ny jets,
likes to have fun.
he could be drunk off his naked ass.
well an f-bi linked me to just that from a story terez owens posted.
it shows two vixens; one bum…

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^exxotical breezy?
word on the street is he has found himself some new pussy.
i’m not confirming or deny.
he escorted this vixen to the met ball after party last night…

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ding ding ding.
oh looksie looksie,
it’s a new text.
i wonder from who?
momma asking you to pick up collard greens for dinner?
sibling asking did you dvr over their witches of waverly?
nope.
it’s some number you don’t know.
judging from the “wassup”,
they know you.
who they tho?
so you pretend to remember who it is.
(i hit random numbers with a smooth “who the hell is this?”)
after a few conversations,
it’s “him”.
that “guy”.
that guy you met damn near 6 months ago.
you took his number out your phone because he vanished.
he never followed through to say “you weren’t what i was looking for”.
now he is back?
say what?
don’t you hate that shit?…

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he wants you to see that his butt cheeks are clean.

just for you…

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i’m sure it is hard to be a star recruit in college
you have to learn the plays as well as the school work.
(i guess that’s why so many foxes end up doing their homework for them?)
so no doubt when alabama star linebacker reuben foster fell asleep in class…

it’s excusable.
but when you sleeping like this:

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