uh oh, i think we created a monster out of chris sails butt cheeks

You can’t let someone know one of their bawdy parts is the main star.

chris sails butt cheeks was a Fox-vine conversation,
but ever since his leakage went viral over the weekend,
it’s probably gonna need it’s own manager and publicist.
he addressed the sudden interest in his assets:

they would have really been on it when he was smaller and it was hard to ignore:

it use to have queen going feral.
it’s the side curvage and ( Y ) on it.
ya’ll know what i’m fontin’ about.

a F-BI sent in some more alleged leakage of chris sail’s backside and…

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the first alleged male victim of diddy has arrived?

uh oh,
the first male has come forward about alleged sexual assault from diddy.

cassie,
look what you done did

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so ya’ll telling me that tupac was gay?

^this is one of my favorite pictures of tupac.
i wasn’t into him as far as attraction but i can’t deny how handsome he was.
his face card could not be denied.
so you know folks on tiktok love to dwelve into the vocal think piece?
a foxholer sent me that tupac’s sexuality is up for discussion.
apparently and allegedly,
he was gay and jada’s bestie?
his mouth is the sign he was gay?
@thechadthegr8backup on tiktok is on the case and…

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are we storming his castle walls with this latest exposure of prince george?

i ain’t gonna hold you but george ogbonna aka @princecgo is sexy af.
his bawdy is a fuckin’ wanderland and i love when my mind wanders.
in my fantasies,
he looks like he would be a stallion in bed.
in reality,
i tend to be wary of the gym attentionistos.
they look like they’ll flex in the mirror while giving strokes.

“Yeah,
I like that?
I like that a lot.
Oh yeah,
I like me a lot.
How much do I like I?
I like I so so so much.”

a foxholer sent me that george might have been exposed.
brace yourself…

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according to jess hilarious, women do own periods and womanhood

i’m not the biggest fan of jess hilarious but no doubt,
she has shaken the table over the weekend.
all everyone can font about is her being canceled by the trans community.
that and the “death threat severance package” from said community.
a trans vixen made a video claiming vixens don’t own periods or womanhood.
i don’t know what that means but it caused jess hilarious to respond and…

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more abuse allegations coming for jonathan majors? (siri, play end of the road by boyz 2 men)

uh,
so about jonathan majors.
so yesterday,
i fonted that he was ( x dropped from management and pr ).
foxhole,
i hate to font it but more alleged abuse victims are coming and…

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