where did my pretty penis go?

Oh,
where,
Oh where…

twitter,
IG,
and OF are all gone.
The Foxhole has been barking about the following missing pretty penis

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the interview with the DL pro athlete who has a lot to (not) say

We really need to stop handing out microphones to just anyone.

a VIX-BI tipped me off with the latest scoop.
apparently,
there’s a DL baller wolf playing for a NY team,
along with being on both teams.

he decided to grace @jeffperlaa’s IG with his presence…

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someone wasn’t a fan of atl tayh and his prison sex documentaries

This is why we can’t have nice things.

it looks like someone didn’t appreciate atl tayh’s ( x prison sex documentaries ).
an F-BI sent something in about his current situation

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sonya massey could have fared better with the prowler than the police

Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.

you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

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the gays are the reason the kids are all turning gay!!!!

Do you ever wonder what goes through someone’s head when they spew pure hatred in public?

like,
where is the home training?

they strut out in public,
going HAM about communities they don’t hate,
without a care in the forest or other people’s feelings.
they acting like burner accounts brought to life.
a Foxholer sent me a story about a gay male,
@sleevednboujee,
encountering hate at the gym.
some jackal barged into the sauna,
spewing his venomous thoughts about gay men and…

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i’d like to speak to the manager about this weird timeline we’re in

This picture is going to be on the latest in Trump merch on MAGAMINDS.com

Foxhole,
what a weekend.
the headlines were buzzing with many celebrity deaths,
but the biggest story?

Our ever-no-subtle Trump.

that attention jackal made sure to dominate the weekend with his close call.
okay,
assassination attempt.

what’s wild is he didn’t turn his head

He could have been history and made it all in the same last breath.

it makes you wonder if that was one of those life moments where,
if it had gone left instead of right

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