Sam Smith’s Dating Stock Just Went Up

Screen Shot 2014-12-15 at 9.13.11 PMi am holding out hope that once i make it,
i can date all the sexy (baller) wolves that i fantasized about.
i mean whats the point of reaching success if you won’t?
at least get some pipe as you’re hot.
well after being nominated for 6 grammys this year,
 sam smith is fresh on his way to “made it” level.
the pipe is now starting to come in abundance.
yes jesus!
well according to the fox wire,
he met someone on the set of his “like i can” video.
everyone meet the alleged snow wolf…
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Azealia Banks Puts Her Tweet In Her Mouth

tumblr_mkz4htolqF1qhfp8lo1_500so we all know azealia banks can go from 0 to 100 when she is turnt.
well you know from this ( x entry ),
she was all the way plugged in going after that fraudulent white rapstress.
do i need to mention her name?
okay fine.
iguazu abooboo.
so perez hilton pressed his cape and decided to come to her rescue.
he said alla this on twitter:

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Adrian Peterson Tweets Some Confusion about Ferguson

Screen Shot 2014-11-25 at 10.20.37 PMballer wolf,
and full of godly drama,
adrian peterson had something to say about the ferguson verdict.
as you can ^see
its written in some sort of confusing code.
what my foxy senses are making out…
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I Always See The Fine Wolves While Mindin’ My Beeswax

drooloktweetain’t that the truth?
i be minding my business,
walking down the street,
and someone whose face i need to sit on walks by.
do i turn around?
do i pull out my camera to make the memory last forever?
what does a fox do?
well this reminds me of the wolf i saw in the barber shop yesterday…
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Joe Budden Turns Gay Girl’s Straight

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if i had a coochie,
his voice alone would make me drip down to my knees.
sorry.
inside voice.
joe budden,
aside all his craziness,
is a pretty sexy wolf.
am i right?
well he claims he has the super d.
its powers?
turning all the gay chicks he slept with straight

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People Magazine Is Out of Control

disrespectintweetone of my f-bi sent me this,
emailed titled:

“why are white people showing out these days???”

well lets not blame all white people for these shenanigans.
apparently people magazine tweeted ^that during
“how to get away with murder”.
a show that queen viola d stars in.
they wanted her to say line from THE “FUCKIN” HELP on the show.
they got such backlash from black twitter that they removed it.
i’m surprised how bold people are getting these days.
the complete and utter disrespect is disgusting.
those ratings looking like:

how to get away with murder: 14 mill
scandal: 11 mill
a black woman has a whole night dedicated to her shows.
two talented black actresses are the stars of her shows.
that #tgit and shondaland reign just won’t let up.

b4vx5ljpg“yeah yeah yeah”…
okay bye.

x watch the whole #TGIT line up on abc