uh.
huh.
so i’m enjoying my days off,
trying to get into trouble,
and the f-bi blew my box up something stupid.
every tip was about flash brown.
it seems he isn’t ^that anymore.

It’s Miss.

this is the new flash brown…

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*dettol is a disinfectant i grew up with in barbados.
shit is powerful.

“finally“.
that is what i said and my group chats said as well.
this transition from trump-to-biden was looking a little shifty,
but it seems that the end is finally near.
i was fully expecting to see chain locks on the white house doors.
it seems like the trump administration is finally admitting defeat…

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well it has happened,
foxhole.
from all that:

“this is just for a role”
“i’m growing my hair out for hair tutorials”

…have finally come down to this moment.
mister butt cheeks is officially misses butt cheeks.
this is what a foxholer sent me today…
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they always say those who are the cockiest are the softest ones.
all that cockiness is usually a mask for something else.
well for newly elected “that title”,
donald trump,
i kinda expect him to be cocky at all times.
i expect him to be a presence when he walks in a room.
when he met with obama to talk transitioning into the white house today tho…
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so that is sade’s daughter on the right.
sade is now welcoming a son into the world.
well sade’s daughter on the right is now her son.
mickailia “ila” adu has transitioned into a wolf.
this is him with a mustache…
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okay…
what is happening to mr. butt cheeks aka jacob kohinoor?
i got so much emails about him allegedly transitioning.
well he isn’t transitioning into a “caitlyn jenner”,
but he is transitioning into something else.
he put up this youtube video to explain what he is trying to do now…
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