it was literally “me, myself, and i” when the white people left the pool

X marks the Fox: on a vacation moment straight out of a social experiment.

dorian freeman hits the pool on vacation,
ready for a relaxing swim,
and what happens?

allegedly,
every white person gets up and leaves.
uhhhhh…
awkward and up volume on offensive.
what did dorian do?
a Foxholer sent us how he handled it

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a land far away that homophobia doesn’t seem to exist?

naples, italy.
it has over 3 million people who live there.
from what i’ve seen,
the views are absolutely perfect.
i bet the air smells good too.
this view is perfect as well:

that is the view from the backside of francesco rescigno.
it seems in the forest of naples,
homophobia doesn’t seem to exist.
it’s like a black mirror episode because at the restaurant that he works at…

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there is something so fun about pulling the curious up out these menz

Have you ever realized that no matter how you looked or acted,
you could pull the “same sex experimentation” out of certain males without a lot of effort?

my special powers is that i make anyone feel comfortable.
i wouldn’t have spent so much time hating myself for being different.
when i think about all the wolves i bagged without even realizing it,
i actually feel like the sexiest person alive.

I thought they were being standoffish but I’d always catch them staring.
Not only that,
when we were alone,
I couldn’t get them to shut up.

so those feminine traits of mine i once despised?
they were like magnets that pulled the curiosity out of my admirers.
instead of obsessing over the ones who wasted my time,
i should’ve just shrugged and said:

BYE BITCH!

because,
in reality,
i was always pulling someone even bolder and sexier.
i didn’t have the tools to understand my own power.
it wasn’t until i stumbled on someone like @martinurzua.com,
casually flipping the script in making wolves curious like this one…

that i realized

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so they are trying to make ya’ll alcoholics in DC?

I don’t drink alcohol anymore.

shocking,
right?

it’s been about a year since my last sip,
which was a glass of wine with pasta.
i know,
thrilling stuff.

truth is,
i was never really into drinking like that.

i only did it because,
well,
everyone else was doing it when we went out.

don’t worry because i’m not completely boring!

I prefer to eat my weed instead.

tiktok’s favorite food reviewer,
keith lee,
recently hit up some DC restaurants and discovered something interesting

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she was racist, got fired, and will probably be rich af soon

everyone cheered when they heard this white she-jackal was fired from her job.
she is the one who went viral for using the “n” word,
while cooking something i’m sure was only seasoned with salt and pepper,
and looking like what harrison butkler was talking about in his speech.
for those who missed it:

she didn’t even care at all.
she boldly said “a certain community“.
i heard through the forests she allegedly worked at a black company.
( x read about her getting fired here )

well i feel like ya’ll need to hold ya’ll cheers

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the tiktoker didn’t realize she would go viral off accusing td jakes of power bottoming

when i write entries,
the plan isn’t for them go viral.

i don’t press “publish” with the hopes of it going viral.
if the entry does go viral,
great,
but that isn’t why i have been doing this since ’09.

I do this for the joy of it.

this is my passion.
this is what i want to do and branch off into other avenues.
now some drops i can sense that Foxholer’s tails will wag tho.
for those of you who saw what happened 2 weeks ago,
ya’ll saw what happens when i drop scalding hot tea on here.

Sidebar: if you are still subbed to that Patreon,
PLEASE CANCEL.
everything will be posted in OUR SPACE going forward.

so this tiktok vixen,
jusnene,
is the one who dropped about td jakes being an alleged power bottom…

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