I had to wonder:
Is 2024 trying to ruin all the wolves i’ve fantasized about?

ex-baller wolf,
dez bryant,
is turning into the male amber rose.
it was their looks and mystery that drove us wild.
remember him in his prime:

sure,
dez has actual talent and amber rose looked cute.
sadly,
both have fallen victim to the same fate:

Revealing too much and removing all doubt.

dez bryant made his mark with that attitude…

that big mouth,
and those loose (twitter) fingers.
instead of playing football,
he’s always wearing cowboy hats,
angry about something,
and living comfortably as a twitter influencer.
he decided to hop on the misinformation bandwagon about the female boxing vixen from algeria,
imane khelif….

Do you ever wonder what goes through someone’s head when they spew pure hatred in public?

like,
where is the home training?
they strut out in public,
going HAM about communities they don’t hate,
without a care in the forest or other people’s feelings.
they acting like burner accounts brought to life.
a Foxholer sent me a story about a gay male,
@sleevednboujee,
encountering hate at the gym.
some jackal barged into the sauna,
spewing his venomous thoughts about gay men and…

I have a friend who got their heart broken pretty bad by their last partner.
Come to find out,
they were talking shit about my friend to their new love interest.
The new love interest was a boy who was 16,
she was in her early 30s,
and my friend is a straight male in his late 20s.
We call her “Pedolyte” anytime she is brought up

predators aren’t always what many straights assume.
people often assume the worst because gay males live so sexually free.
many think tht we are these predators who have to turn any and everyone out.
when in actuality,
i’ve seen reports of more straights being child abusers than anything else.
when i see tweets like this…

when someone acquires a service from you,
you expect to be paid.
i don’t know why people try to skip out on paying sex workers.
you wanted to live out all of your filthy sexual fantasies for about an hour…

…but you want to dip and dash like you’re a teenager at i-Hop.

the following baller wolf decided to skip out on paying a sex worker.
she was gon’ get her money…

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I had to wonder:
When will we learn to stop thinking with our…
little heads?

there’s a saying: you can’t tell a hard dick nothing.
this might explain why so many males end up in constant chaos.
the dick takes control and ain’t trying to hear common sense and reasoning.
from entangling with folks we shouldn’t to catching diseases like pokémon,
we often fall victim to our lack of self-control.
take my straight wolf friend,
for instance.
we’ll call him hanky…

Can we still have an opinion on a subject even if we have skeletons in our closets?

that was the question swirling in my mind today.
i saw joe budden taking center stage for his alleged past shenanigans again.
everyone was clamoring for his take on diddy’s latest drama,
despite knowing the whispers that follow his DV allegations.
his exes make no qualms of calling out his past domestic violence.
in typical joey fashion,
he had some choice words for tahiry’s claims about him:

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Anyway, here’s a video of Joe Budden gleefully telling a story of how he left his tour and broke into Tahiry’s home because she wouldn’t answer his texts pic.twitter.com/0VRomBYGMJ https://t.co/Zgsd6RiOyx

— – (@BasedJane) May 22, 2024

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i believe joe has one of the sexiest voices in podcasting.
i’d be lying if I said I wouldn’t entertain that voice at 1am.
let’s get real for a moment tho…