boeing starliner

I don’t know what next year around this time will look like for me.

maybe i’ll have finally made it.
i’ll be hosting a friends-giving that i could afford to cater.
i would have moved to a new spot where the new yawk skyline is in plain view.
that night,
in-front of that view,
i’ll be on my knees thanking my manz for being so amazing.
the next day,
i’ll be catching all the black friday sales like a pokemon trainer.
either that or i’ll be with karaoke’s family in alabama again.
that is what i really wanted to do this year but i couldn’t afford it.

after all the bullshit of these last two years

Will the third time be the lucky charm?

this year tho,
it was spent in solitude.
the questions i was asking myself…

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that big tail was only for this attentionisto’s pleasure?

There is one issue I find with having a big tail.

let’s start with the positives first.

All the wolves in a 4 block radius want you
It’s easy to pull the DL males out the closet.

some males will do anything to get inside big cheeks,
clean
or not.
the problem i’ve found is:

They only care about their pleasure from your big tail than your own.

I often wonder if they can tell you’re bored?
i find this with most attentionistos-turned-sex workers on OF.
a F-BI sent me the following and i said to myself…

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sonya massey could have fared better with the prowler than the police

Have you updated your “in case of emergency” contacts in your phone?

if not,
i’m judging you heavy.

you know how it goes when election season rolls around.
suddenly,
out of nowhere,
black folks start dying and chaos begins to ensue.
the tragic death of sonya massey in illinois is just the beginning of the madness…

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flood my hole (literally)

i didn’t get any sleep last night…

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all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot…

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.

What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?

i order:

large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.

also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.

i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…

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the asian community got their anti-hate bill passed faster than black folks ever got

black folks are so loved and appreciated in this country!
we always get fair and equal treatment along with the other minorities.
imagine how amazing it feels to drive and walk the streets without being hunted like animals.
/endsarcasm

Is there a bill for anti-black crimes within the United States?

because they passed this bill for anti-asian hate today…

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