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Naya Rivera Loves The Taste of Her High Heels Apparently

yes.
open that mouth wide.
naya rivera realizes she put her heel in her mouth from her “shower” scandal.
remember from ( x here ).
i’m sure she didn’t laugh at her mentions.
well she had an apology ready for her return to the view…
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So White Folks Are Cleaner Than Other Races?

well THIS has been the talk,
well “the view”,
of the day…
so clearly naya rivera aka santana lopez from glee is on one.
hell maybe three.
she was on the view today and said white people bathe more than…
well you can only imagine what she said…
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WOLF MEAT: (416)

wolves…
this one is for you.
flick_kendall from vine wants you take a shower.
do you want to join?…
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Get Up In That Ass (Funk)

you see ^that?
well if you aren’t familiar with it,
it’s called a “wash cloth”.
it is the key factor in this thing called “washing ya ass”.
“washing ya ass” is a huge problem amongst many people in the world today.
no one wants to meet you,
get you naked,
and smell “eau de naturel pineapple funk”.
you want to know something else surprising…

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This Stinks! (Oh, and So Will Chris Brown’s Balls)

so as you know chris brown is in the big house.
blah blah blah.
he messed up yet again.
blah blah blah.
um…
he gonna be stinkin’ up the joint?
whoa at that news from tmz…
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