i loveeeeeeeeeeeeeee french fries.
i’m not really a “dipping sauce” fox tbh.
i like eating french fries plain.
i know,
what a monster i am.
i guess a mayo + ketchup mix if i’m feeling frisky.

i haven’t been down in manhattan in a while to check out bel fries,
a restaurant that specializes in belguim street fries.
they charge 1.75 for extra dipping sauces.
these three she-hyenas flipped tf out and trashed the joint…

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i always thought jumping someone was cowardly.
for those who don’t know,
jumping someone means a group of jackals fighting you off guard.
well this pretty vixen by the name of jaanae,
who attends plantation high school,
was jumped by 10 she jackals.
of course,
it was recorded and not broken up…
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