i had a sex dream that woke me up a 445am this morning.
i was so horny that i had to get one off before my alarm went off.
since i don’t have a wolf to wake up for sex,
i had to handle it on my own.
well for those of us who don’t do randoms from sex apps,
your next future dick might sit in your closet.
all you’ll have to do is turn him on and….
check out what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”…
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what.
the.
hell?
there is a sex doll of justin bieber that is selling out the stores fast.
i would ask the obvious question,
but i think the man may slap me across my head…

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