sex

“i was all in that hole and i’d do it again.”

i was taken back,
i won’t lie.
it also made me hornier than i already was…

i shouldn’t be thinking of him in that way

“How would you feel if I told you I had sex with “insert another male we know here“?”

that question he asked me made me so horny…

stefon diggs wouldn’t have had to drug me so i could hitch a ride

I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.
some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?
it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

~~hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.~~
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant.

(via @Akademiks) pic.twitter.com/mOJoNDfM1X
— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2024

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…

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did shannon sharpe butt or penis dial into IG live of him allegedly at poundtown?

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

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wait, have the real people stopped havin’ sex?

I couldn’t help but wonder,
are people underpaid and underfucked according to the news?

in one forest,
it feels like we’re inching closer to a dystopian nightmare a la the handmaid’s tale.
in my forest,
it seems like everyone around me is having their brains fucked out,
one way or another.
i saw this today…