I been trying to sit on this seat for YEARS and judging from these latest allegations,
it sounds like I could have.

mmm.
mmm mmm mmm.
some things i hear/read in the Foxvine,
i’m not too shocked.
i mean,
do we even get shocked anymore on beyonce’s 2024 internet?
it’s always something with these batch of humans nowadays.

NFL baller wolf for the Texans,
Stefon Diggs,
allegedly being bisexual wouldn’t be shocking to me.

hyper-sexual males always check the bi box tbh.
so apparently,
stefon was dickin’ down cardi b while she was 8 months pregnant.

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: #Texans star WR Stefon Diggs allegedly had an affair with world-famous rapper Cardi B while she was 8 months pregnant.

(via @Akademiks) pic.twitter.com/mOJoNDfM1X

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) October 7, 2024

and apparently,
he was trying to dick down chris blake griffith too…

the butt dial.
does that even happen anymore?
one of your butt cheeks decides to dial someone’s number by mistake.
they saying “hello? hello?” but they’re talking to your ass.
for shannon sharpe,
however,
he might have allegedly butt dialed an IG live so we can listen to him having sex…

I couldn’t help but wonder,
are people underpaid and underfucked according to the news?

in one forest,
it feels like we’re inching closer to a dystopian nightmare a la the handmaid’s tale.
in my forest,
it seems like everyone around me is having their brains fucked out,
one way or another.
i saw this today…

remember this tatted hood wolf?
oh you don’t?
hmm.
lets see if i can jog that memory…

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like ^his screen name,
 prince has spoken and maybe he shouldn’t have.
i always font:

We would be shocked to know who has talked/been in relationships/or had sex with on the low.

there are people we wouldn’t think are gay/bi…

…but were wrapped around the fingers of someone of the same sex.

i love when you can text them and they answer quick.
no lines; no waiting.
you can share something really special with another person…
until they go on a podcast to reveal  they had phenomenal sex with you.
prince michael of love and hiphop miami fame did just that when…

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i’ve noticed something in this new onlyfans era:

Some of ya’ll don’t like to wear condoms.

thanks to prep,
or very “living dangerously” folks,
many of ya’ll like to go raw in any and every hole.
the straights are on that raw meat diet too.
so it’s hard,
literally,
to get many people to wear condoms on their sexual adventures.
condom use and prep don’t stop STIS tho.
a fav foxholer sent me the lead on a drug that may help tho.
philip johnson (@philaye),
with the help of lufty (@sincerely_lufty),
made a video about a couple who took doxypep after a threesome…

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