I always liked smaller guns.

I like a gun that can fit nicely in one hand.
They are easier to control and the recoil is usually not that serious.
But, the damage….
Oh the damage can be pretty deadly depending on how you shoot it.
You ever held a gun and felt the vibration after it fires?
Best feeling in the world.

Those big guns take up too much room though.
You got to find places to conceal them so that they aren’t seen.
But as much as you try, they are always spotted.
This is why a nice .38 Revolver always did me right.

But I won’t front…
Sometimes it feels good to hold a assault rifle in your hand.
I am a small Fox so I make sure I get a good grip on it with two hands.
I remember the time I had to test a .357 Magnum one summer’s day.
Even though that isn’t that big,
I could not aim that muthafucka for the life of me.
Ended up shooting all over the place.
Vowed to never touch another one again…

But damn…
Damn…
I like the look of a big gun…

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So picture this…

Your STRAIGHT friend decides to sleep over your spot.
DISCLAIMER: He doesn’t know that you like dudes at all.
You both are going away to Cancun for spring break so he decided to sleep over and ya’ll both go to the airport.
That night, he strips down to his boxers and spreads his bed on the floor in your room.
He gets some push ups in because he wants his body to be ready for all the Spring Break Fuckery….

… and you catch yourself staring at him…

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