The Attentionistos Could As Well “Connectpal” the Sex Tapes Now

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the attentionistos are out here asking you to pay to see their peens.
yes.
they will sit up there,
straight flexing in a video,
asking you to pay some ridiculous amount.
connectpal is the new “hoe stroll”.
there is no more standing on a street corner,
flashing a little leg,
and hoping someone rich pulls over while avoiding the police.
most of the attentionistos are pulling out their laptops,
finding their best angles with the baby oil,
and making their peens do a little dance.
i’ve noticed something…

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